It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.

Some of the artists
of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby boomers.

 They include:

 Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

 Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

 Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

 Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

 The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 Abba--- Denture Queen.

 Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me
Fall.

 Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 And a favorite:
 Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again