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Car Forum / Antique and Collectibles / Studebaker / May 2007If I were rich
If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer. Wouldn't it be great. Bill > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around > and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Wouldn't it be great. > Bill How much you paying? I could use one of them guys myself... > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around > and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer. > Wouldn't it be great. Amen! I spend more time looking for things I have put down than I do actually using them. Paul Johnson I was going to apply but I lost your email address. ErnieR >> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around >> and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > actually using them. > Paul Johnson Seems you already know where you put all that stuff Actually if you were rich you would have a beautiful young wife, like I have, to look after you. Being rich may not buy everything, but it sure will 'get' one a beautiful young wife ;) mike > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around > and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Wouldn't it be great. > Bill A man with a beautiful young wife may need to find someone to watch over HER! Thankk goodness Goy George & those friends of his in the Senate are going to maintain our supply of cheap labor. BH > Seems you already know where you put all that stuff > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Wouldn't it be great. > > Bill Isn't Mike in the vicinity of 100 years old... by "beautiful young wife" he might be talking about someone pushing 80. Lee >A man with a beautiful young wife may need to find someone to watch over > HER! [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> > Wouldn't it be great. >> > Bill  SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick Vandyke are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL mike > Isn't Mike in the vicinity of 100 years old... by "beautiful young wife" > he might be talking about someone pushing 80. > > Lee Hugh Hefner isn't married... he's got his three 20-something girlfriends, a bottle of Viagra, and a live in doctor on standby. Lee > I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick Vandyke > are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> Lee SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Better do a bit more research, if that is what you believe LOL mike > Hugh Hefner isn't married... he's got his three 20-something girlfriends, > a bottle of Viagra, and a live in doctor on standby. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> mike There was a book out a while back where one of the Playmates did a "tell all" of what goes on inside the mansion. http://www.amazon.com/Bunny-Tales-Behind-Playboy-Mansion/dp/0762427396/ref=sr_1_ 2/103-3881527-2651822?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180460253&sr=8-2 Maybe you could tell me what I need to research. Lee > Better do a bit more research, if that is what you believe LOL > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >>> >>> mike SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around and > keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he would [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Wouldn't it be great. > Bill This will help in many cases: Get some spring-loaded clothes pins. Paint them "International Orange" and clip them to whatever you put down that's not where it belongs. (For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the lights!) Karl >> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around >> and [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > (For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the > lights!) Years ago one of my employees gave me a key ring that, when you clapped, would beep. I was always misplacing my keys. Now I have replaced the beeping key ring<G>. Paul Johnson Why? Are your lights going off and on when you clap? LOL mike >>> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around >>> and [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > beeping key ring<G>. > Paul Johnson On May 28, 5:19 pm, "Paul Johnson" <thejohns...@frontiernet.net> wrote: > <midl...@earthlink.net> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > beeping key ring<G>. > Paul Johnson I used to have to call me pager service to page me. This was so I could find my briefcase! (I wonder why Bill wants a man to follow him around.) I'd rather have a young, pretty girl follow me around. I'd take long walks, just to impress people. (And hear them snicker, "That old fart must be loaded!") Karl |
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