A little old Lady came into the First Manhatten Bank and asked to speak to
the president.The teller asked her why,and she replied that she wanted to
open an account and deposit a very large sum of money.The teller managed to
get the president of the bank to see her in his office."How much are you
going to deposit"?he asked her."165,000 dollars"she said."Well that
certainly is a lot of money"said the pres,"do you mind telling me how you
managed to save so much"?
"Well,"said the little old gal,"I make bets"
"What sort of bets"asked pres.
"Well,for example,Ill bet you 25,000 dollars that your testicles are square"
The president broke out laughing"You can't possibly win a bet like that,my
testicles arn't square"
"Do you want to bet or not"the lady asked.
The president quickly thought there is no way he could possibly lose such a
bet so he agreed.
"Since its such a large sum of money" the lady said "Id like to have my
lawyer present"
"Of course" said the pres",I agree we should do this by the law"
"How about the three of us meet here in your office tommorrow morning at
10am?"asked the Lady.
The president agreed and they shook on it.
That night the president became quite worried about his bet,and spent a lot
of time in front of the mirror examining his testicles."Theres no way she
can say my balls are square" he thought.
The next morning at 10 the little old lady and her lawyer entered the bank
and proceded to the presidents office.
"Well let me see them"she said.
The president un-fastened his trousers.
The lady said"Ill need to touch them to do a proper examination"
"Of course"said the president.
She began to examine his balls,at which point her lawyer began to pound his
head on the desk.
"Whats wrong with him?"asked the president
"Oh,"said the little old Lady,"I bet him 100,000 dollars that by 10 am this
morning Id have the president of the first Manhatten bank by the balls"