I didn't think craziness entered into it.  I thought there were a couple of
simple rules to driving in Beantown:

You look, you lose.  Which is really, "if you get caught looking, you lose."
The car with the most dents wins.
Lead bumper takes the slot.

When these rules conflict, they're settled in that order.  Was the Audi
newer than your car and/or had fewer dents?

As a veteran East Coast driver, I enjoy driving other people to lunch here
in the Midwest.  I should probably warn them to wear astronaut diapers
before we launch...

And I've decided that Jersey Turns are actually a bad idea here, because
they're not a recognized routine and the unsophisticated level of driving
skill hereabouts means people don't react to it the way they must for all
parties to survive unscathed.  In New England, if you pull a Jersey Turn,
the oncoming traffic understands both the reason for it (sometimes it's the
only way to make a left turn at that intersetion that same day) and the
protocol (watch for these things, STOP, then give the horn and extended
middle finger as an appropriate salute for a job well done).  In the
Midwest, the corn farmers are completely taken aback by this maneuver and
are very likely to just continue on, mouths hanging open in surprise, into
the side of your car.