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A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html In a related study, women that drive big trucks have c.nts. Big deal. >A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded > that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller > genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. > > http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html "Jeff Strickland" ... > In a related study, women that drive big trucks have c.nts. > > Big deal. *washing Jeff's mouth out with H2SO4* Natalie > <darvijen@gmail.com> wrote in message >>A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded >> that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller >> genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. >> >> http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. PS Aren't you washing my mouth with hydrochloric acid? That sounds painful ... > "Jeff Strickland" ... >> In a related study, women that drive big trucks have c.nts. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Natalie > I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. > > PS > Aren't you washing my mouth with hydrochloric acid? That sounds painful ... That's sulphuric acid.  SignatureLawbreakers are so feared by the cowards in this country that otherwise intelligent people are reduced to infringing on my rights. >> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > That's sulphuric acid. Well, that's much better. >>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Well, that's much better. Only varietals. SignatureLawbreakers are so feared by the cowards in this country that otherwise intelligent people are reduced to infringing on my rights. "Jeff Strickland"... > "witfal" said: >>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Well, that's much better. *spewing ruby red grapefruit juice* DAMMIT, Jeff! Natalie > "Jeff Strickland"... >> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Natalie .... in a related report, Natalie has sticky keys and sticky fingers after working on the computer for hours ... <ducking> "Jeff Strickland" <... > "Wickeddoll®" "... >>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > .... in a related report, Natalie has sticky keys and sticky fingers after > working on the computer for hours ... HA! I don't go to porn sites. > <ducking> Too late. *fwap* Natalie "Jeff Strickland" ... >I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. Would have been more civil, yes. > PS > Aren't you washing my mouth with hydrochloric acid? That sounds painful > ... um...that's the point. Natalie > "Wickeddoll®" <... >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> >> Natalie > "Jeff Strickland" ... >>I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >> > Would have been more civil, yes. I thought I WAS being civil by staying away from the relative size -- I could have said that women who drive trucks have gigantic, gaping ... THAT would have been uncivil. I was really hoping that given the stupidity of the original post, you would have let me have a little room to be uncouth. "Jeff Strickland"... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >>>I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I was really hoping that given the stupidity of the original post, you > would have let me have a little room to be uncouth. I didn't warm up the denuding fork. You're safe. Natalie > "Jeff Strickland"... >> "Wickeddoll®" ... [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Natalie A fork to take his clothes off with? Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >> "Jeff Strickland"... >>> "Wickeddoll®" ... [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > A fork to take his clothes off with? If only... Cathy > Bill Putney > (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address > with the letter 'x') "Bill Putney" ... >> "Jeff Strickland"... >>>>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Bill Putney In medical terms, it means to remove the flesh. Your definition is also correct, but it's not the one I mean. :-) Natalie, hearing all the guys cross their legs rather quickly. >> "Jeff Strickland" ... >>>I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I was really hoping that given the stupidity of the original post, you > would have let me have a little room to be uncouth. That particular term is considered to be the *most* uncouth/insulting by many women. It goes beyond the pale. Cathy >>> "Jeff Strickland" ... >>>>I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Cathy Sorry, really I am. I thought about some of the options, and none of them made the point about how stupid the original post is in the first place. The word I chose is not much worse than any of those I was considering, and vagina just seemed too tame to make the point. Normally, I would never use that word. Having said that, I chuckle at a joke I heard once, The Cardinal is working a crossword puzzle and gets stuck. He asks the Pope, what's a four letter word ending in "unt" that means woman. The Pope says, Aunt. The Cardinal starts erasing. Sorry. Really I am. But it's funny. Isn't it? >>>> "Jeff Strickland" ... >>>>>I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > Sorry. Really I am. Merci. > But it's funny. Isn't it? The cardinal/pope joke? Yes. (Until one thinks about it too much...) Cathy "Jeff Strickland" > "Cathy F." ... >>> [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > Sorry. Really I am. But it's funny. Isn't it? Well, as a Catholic, I have to say... bwahahaha! Natalie > Having said that, I chuckle at a joke I heard once, > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Sorry. Really I am. But it's funny. Isn't it? Reminds me of the sophomoric joke about the third grade class the first day of school. The teacher writes on the blackboard and says "Class - this is my name - Mrs. Prussy. I want you all to remember it - that's what you will be calling me." The next day, the teacher starts the class off by asking if anyone remembered her name. One little boy was so proud of himself thinking he had remembered her name - so he raises his hand. The teacher looks at her seating chart and says "yes - Bobby". Bobby says "Mrs. Crunt!" There was not a dirty word in that joke. But memory pegs will mess you up sometimes. Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') > I thought I WAS being civil by staying away from the relative size -- I > could have said that women who drive trucks have gigantic, gaping ... THAT > would have been uncivil. To an ant, even a mouse is a giant. > I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. Uvulas. Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. > > Uvulas. ??? Wrong part of the body. Cathy >>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cathy I think he was testing Shmuckland's ability to open a dictionary without poking out both of his eyes and having a seizure. >>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >> Uvulas. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Cathy So you're saying that women don't have uvulas? Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >>>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>> Uvulas. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > So you're saying that women don't have uvulas? Yeah, they have them, but then so do men. My first guess is that you mixed it up w/another term which contains the same letters. But although much closer, still wouldn't have the exact same meaning. Cathy >>>>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>>> Uvulas. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Cathy Cathy - you're too much. Saying the word uvula in a room full of guys is like saying the word Uranus in the same room. It is guaranteed to get a laugh simply because it sounds vulgar even if it isn't. But - as the saying goes - if I have to explain it... Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >> Yeah, they have them, but then so do men. >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > But - as the saying goes - if I have to explain it... Umm - I just thought about it. Please tell me I'm not going to have to explain the "Uranus" thing to you! It somewhat depends on how you pronounce it - one way it's funny, the other way it's not. :) Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >>> Yeah, they have them, but then so do men. >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > explain the "Uranus" thing to you! It somewhat depends on how you > pronounce it - one way it's funny, the other way it's not. :) No, you don't. I know, it all depends on the pronunciation of the one vowel. If one says Uranus with a "long a" in a room ful of woman, prob. not a snicker. It's just a planet's name. But in a roomful of males.... becomes hilarious. Cathy > Bill Putney > (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address > with the letter 'x') >>>> Yeah, they have them, but then so do men. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Cathy I would have said it depends on whether you put the emphasis on the first or second syllable - but yeah - same thing. As you no doubt have discovered - we guys are deep. Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >>>>> Yeah, they have them, but then so do men. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >> not a snicker. It's just a planet's name. But in a roomful of males.... >> becomes hilarious. > I would have said it depends on whether you put the emphasis on the first > or second syllable Yeah - that, too. > - but yeah - same thing. > > As you no doubt have discovered - we guys are deep. Very. Dave Barry taught me that long ago. Along w/all of the little boys who love the "Captain Underpants" books. ;-P Cathy >>>>>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>>>> Uvulas. [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > like saying the word Uranus in the same room. It is guaranteed to get a > laugh simply because it sounds vulgar even if it isn't. Guys. Testosterone. Bathroom-esque humor. Go figure... Cathy > But - as the saying goes - if I have to explain it... > > Bill Putney > (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address > with the letter 'x') Since Bill Clinton convened American woman oral sex is not real sex, a lot of woman are selecting their Uvulas for deposits LOL >>>>>>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. >>>>>> Uvulas. [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >> (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my >> address with the letter 'x') "Cathy F." ... > "Bill Putney" ... >>> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Cathy I think he's referring to the old "Saturday Night Live" skit. Natalie > "Cathy F." ... >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I think he's referring to the old "Saturday Night Live" skit. One I obviously missed... ;-) Cathy > Natalie "Bill Putney" ... >> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. > > Uvulas. > > Bill Putney Actually, some people of both sexes don't have those. Hubby's was removed due to his having sleep apnea. He's tall and thin, so I was surprised when I heard he had that. Natalie >> I guess I shoulda said women that drive trucks have vaginas. > > Uvulas. Isn't that a car from Sweden? > *washing Jeff's mouth out with H2SO4* You've mellowed because just a few years ago it was nothing less than a full body dunk into 100% concentrated NH03 or HF. Do you still have the huge vat over which you would suspend those ne'er-do-wells so desperately in need of rehabilitation? Wickeddoll® wrote: > *washing Jeff's mouth out with H2SO4* You've mellowed because just a few years ago it was nothing less than a full body dunk into 100% concentrated NH03 or HF. Do you still have the huge vat over which you would suspend those ne'er-do-wells so desperately in need of rehabilitation? <JS> She just waterboards now, when she is done, the stuff is easier to store ... That, and a few prods with the fork. </JS> "Jeff Strickland"... > <beerspill@whoever.com> wrote in message > Wickeddoll® wrote: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > </JS> Hmmm, there's a thought. Wouldn't have to heat anything up. Natalie > "Jeff Strickland"... >> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Natalie And it fits under the bed with the thigh master ... "Jeff Strickland" ... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >>> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > And it fits under the bed with the thigh master ... You dissin' my thighs? Natalie > "Jeff Strickland" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >> > You dissin' my thighs? Spread the word. SignatureLawbreakers are so feared by the cowards in this country that otherwise intelligent people are reduced to infringing on my rights. > "Jeff Strickland" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > Natalie Noooo. "Jeff Strickland" ... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > Noooo. Smart boy. ;-) Natalie Wickeddoll® wrote: > *washing Jeff's mouth out with H2SO4* You've mellowed because just a few years ago it was nothing less than a full body dunk into 100% concentrated NH03 or HF. Do you still have the huge vat over which you would suspend those ne'er-do-wells so desperately in need of rehabilitation? BP SHHHHHHH! That's need-to-know information. Natalie >A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded > that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller > genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. > > http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html Funny how there's no link to the NRP's web site. Yeah. Funny. Perhaps it was NPR that was referenced, not NRP? LOL >>A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded >> that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Funny how there's no link to the NRP's web site. Yeah. Funny. > Perhaps it was NPR that was referenced, not NRP? LOL Hey! Mike made a joke! A pretty good one at that! > >>A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded > >> that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > Perhaps it was NPR that was referenced, not NRP? LOL That remark doesn't add anything. So why did you make the effort? >> A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded >> that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller >> genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. >> >> http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html Funny > how there's no link to the NRP's web site. Yeah. Funny. Either way, I still love my '95 Toyota mini pickup. SignatureLawbreakers are so feared by the cowards in this country that otherwise intelligent people are reduced to infringing on my rights. >>> A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that >>> men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Either way, I still love my '95 Toyota mini pickup. I saw a *MINT* '87 yesterday. Spent it's whole life in a garage. In article <9287e5f9-b35c-4b7d-84c9-a59219a9f630@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>, > A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded > that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller > genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. > > http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_pref > er_big.html This says a lot. JSB drives a big truck...... Signature"It depends on how you define aloneŠ" Bill Clinton On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: > A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that > men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia > than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. > > http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html That's why the license plate on my Supra is SML PNS > On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That's why the license plate on my Supra is SML PNS Small Pens? >> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> > Small Pens? Yeah! Yeah, that's it! >> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >>> >>> http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer _big.html That's >> why the license plate on my Supra is SML PNS > > Small Pens? Small pons. SignatureLawbreakers are so feared by the cowards in this country that otherwise intelligent people are reduced to infringing on my rights. > On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That's why the license plate on my Supra is SML PNS How about PNCL PRK >> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> > How about PNCL PRK Only 6 letters allowed.... >>> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Only 6 letters allowed.... Depends on the state maybe. I have 7 letters plus a dash in my vanity plates (in Virginia). Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') "Bill Putney"... > Hachiroku ???? wrote: Jeff Strickland wrote: >> , darvijen wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Bill Putney It's been 7 in most places I've lived. I think it's actually 8 in California. All that excess vanity. ;-) Natalie > On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That's why the license plate on my Supra is SML PNS Better than Sot's: PKR HED >> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Better than Sot's: PKR HED On the same subject, that of vanity plates, my favorite, which I saw some thirty years ago, was on a Los Angeles car, and said "FK NXN" >>> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > thirty years ago, > was on a Los Angeles car, and said "FK NXN" http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c197/ancientangler/WasHis.jpg?t=1207093342 >>>> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c197/ancientangler/WasHis.jpg?t=1207093342 Someone was feeling just a tad vengeful... ;-P Cathy >>> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:26:27 -0700, darvijen wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > thirty years ago, > was on a Los Angeles car, and said "FK NXN" I've got a crappy photo (cell phone on a clousy day (NOT a typo...) An Xterra with a vanity plate... FIRMA "JoeSpareBedroom" ... > "Hachiroku ????" darvijen wrote: >>> A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that >>> men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Better than Sot's: PKR HED This thread reminds me of a plate I saw in Arizona. It was one of those monster pickup trucks, with extra tires. The plate read: "NTBGENF" I'm sure he meant something *other* than what I figured... Natalie > "JoeSpareBedroom" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Natalie But maybe he did... "Hachiroku ????" Wickeddoll® wrote: >> "JoeSpareBedroom" ... >> darvijen wrote: [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > But maybe he did... Subconsciously, at least. Natalie > "JoeSpareBedroom" ... > > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > I'm sure he meant something *other* than what I figured... Need To Be GeNital-Free? <beerspill@whoever.com> ... Wickeddoll® wrote: > "JoeSpareBedroom" ... > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > I'm sure he meant something *other* than what I figured... Need To Be GeNital-Free? BS Assuming you're kidding, no... "not big enough" Natalie "Cathy F." <clfrclfr@adelphiadotdashdot.net> wrote in message news:... >> "Cathy F." ... >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > One I obviously missed... ;-) Something's dawned on me... (I don't remember the skit, but) was this by any chance a case of Gilda Radner/Roseanne Roseannadanna winding up saying "Never mind"? ;-) Cathy > Cathy > >> Natalie |
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