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Scott  in  Florida - 23 Sep 2008 00:59 GMT
After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower  
and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might
have to give up his hopes to be president, he called his doctor
and told him of his problem.  

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Obama, and told him to drink it all.

Obama drank the concoction and replied, "
That tasted like bullshit!"

The doctor replied,
"It was. You were a quart low."

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dbu, - 23 Sep 2008 01:18 GMT
> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower  
> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The doctor replied,
> "It was. You were a quart low."

LOL!!

I shall pass it along.  It will be enjoyed by many.
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Reasoned Insanity - 23 Sep 2008 02:35 GMT
> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower
> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The doctor replied,
> "It was. You were a quart low."

.

Your obsession with blue barry is unhealthy, but that was funny as heck.
Scott  in  Florida - 23 Sep 2008 03:10 GMT
>> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower
>> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>
>Your obsession with blue barry is unhealthy, but that was funny as heck.

LOL...I thought so.

Hey, the Dims ran a traitor last time.

My obsession is with traitors and dim wits.

The Dims seem to have a full load of dim wits...

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Reasoned Insanity - 23 Sep 2008 05:23 GMT
>>> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower
>>> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> My obsession is with traitors and dim wits.

Then why are you not obsessed with McCain?
mack - 23 Sep 2008 07:54 GMT
>>> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower
>>> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> The Dims seem to have a full load of dim wits...

If you were one-tenth the man John Kerry is, you might have a Purple Heart
too.   Bugger off, old man.
JoeSpareBedroom - 23 Sep 2008 12:54 GMT
> Hey, the Dims ran a traitor last time.
>
> Sot in Florida

Speaking of traitors....

http://www.whitehouse.org/ask/bandar.asp

Your president and his daddy cavort with a proven enemy of the USA. Bandar
Bush.
mack - 23 Sep 2008 07:57 GMT
>> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower
>> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>
> Your obsession with blue barry is unhealthy, but that was funny as heck.
Funny as a crutch.  One could laugh himself right out of his hood and robe.
badgolferman - 23 Sep 2008 02:57 GMT
Scott in Florida, 9/22/2008,7:59:59 PM, wrote:

> After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower  
> and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The doctor replied,
> "It was. You were a quart low."

Seriously though, that could have been any politician.  They're ALL
full of sh.t.

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"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
~ Mahatma Gandhi

Scott  in  Florida - 23 Sep 2008 03:11 GMT
>Scott in Florida, 9/22/2008,7:59:59 PM, wrote:
>
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>Seriously though, that could have been any politician.  They're ALL
>full of sh.t.

At least Sarah is nice to look at....

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Scott in Florida

mack - 23 Sep 2008 07:49 GMT
>>Scott in Florida, 9/22/2008,7:59:59 PM, wrote:
>>
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>
> At least Sarah is nice to look at....

Yep, just like the brood mare she is.
 
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