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CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 03 Jan 2009 00:18 GMT The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government"
If that's honest government, then I'm Marilyn Monroe.
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon.
Jeff Strickland - 03 Jan 2009 00:24 GMT > The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all in > front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" > > If that's honest government, then I'm Marilyn Monroe. If you're Marilyn Monroe, I'm making sure there is no air blowing up from the grates in the sidewalk ...
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 03 Jan 2009 00:30 GMT >> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all in >> front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > If you're Marilyn Monroe, I'm making sure there is no air blowing up from > the grates in the sidewalk ... "Oooh, feel the breeze from the subway, isn't it delicious?"
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon
Jeff Strickland - 03 Jan 2009 00:53 GMT >>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all >>> in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > "Oooh, feel the breeze from the subway, isn't it delicious?" Delicious or sick ... not much middle ground.
Jeez! Now I have that image to get out of my brain. I've poked my eyes out, but the image is still there.
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 03 Jan 2009 01:40 GMT >>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all >>>> in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Jeez! Now I have that image to get out of my brain. I've poked my eyes > out, but the image is still there. "I feel so sorry for you guys having to wear those hot pants."
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon GD&WIHRF. . . .
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 04 Jan 2009 00:44 GMT >>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were all >>>> in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Jeez! Now I have that image to get out of my brain. I've poked my eyes > out, but the image is still there. Do what my friend here does when I make up one of those disgusting images. She starts pounding her head and yelling "Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies."
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon. Who doesn't think Marilyn was particularly beautiful in "Seven Year Itch."
badgolferman - 03 Jan 2009 04:07 GMT > The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were > all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" > > If that's honest government, then I'm Marilyn Monroe. > > Sir Charles the Curmudgeon. If you're Marilyn Monroe I sure hope you never end up in prison.
 Signature "A word to the wise isnt necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." ~ Bill Cosby
JoeSpareBedroom - 03 Jan 2009 05:03 GMT >> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > If you're Marilyn Monroe I sure hope you never end up in prison. Prison? Just go to Charles' church if you wanna see some sick sh.t.
Conscience - 03 Jan 2009 05:35 GMT >>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Prison? Just go to Charles' church if you wanna see some sick sh.t. Been there?
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 03 Jan 2009 12:53 GMT >>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Been there? JoeStupidBedroom as usual has missed reading my messages. I have moved 29 times in my life so:
1. My church is not one constant church and has changed a lot in 51 years.
2. Right after my mom died in 2004, I moved and quit going. The churches in my new neighborhood are all 'megachurches' and I get 'lost', since I don't fit the picture of what an average 51 year old Christian ought to be: Married with 2 kids in high school. Since I don't 'belong', I get ignored.
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon
And if you want to see some really sick sh.t, just follow Joe around for one day.
Conscience - 03 Jan 2009 14:19 GMT >>>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>>>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > And if you want to see some really sick sh.t, just follow Joe around for one > day. It's just him addressing another subject of which he knows nothing.
JoeSpareBedroom - 03 Jan 2009 14:19 GMT >>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Been there? I've listened to Charles. And, I read this huge saga he wrote about one of his churches, which made it sound like a proposed episode of Peyton Place that was too strange to be aired.
Conscience - 03 Jan 2009 14:20 GMT >>>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>>>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > his churches, which made it sound like a proposed episode of Peyton Place > that was too strange to be aired. I've "listened" you YOU. That doesn't mean everyone from Rochester is a moron.
Conscience - 03 Jan 2009 14:20 GMT >>>>>> The Three Wise Guys, Nobama, Nancy Pussilosi, and Dingy Harry were >>>>>> all in front of a podium with a sign that said "Honest Government" [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > I've "listened" you YOU. That doesn't mean everyone from Rochester is a moron. That would be TO you. I have got to start proof reading.
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 03 Jan 2009 17:35 GMT >>>> On 2009-01-02 21:03:52 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>>> <dishborealis@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > That would be TO you. I have got to start proof reading. Nah, it's just Joe is so stupid that when you're replying, it raises your blood pressure.
I left one church because I missed ONE Sunday to go to my uncle's memorial service and they acted like I was some sort of traitor. And they chewed my mom and my sister out for an act I did. Whassamata? Aren't I free, white and 21? Gonna treat me like a spazboy again because I don't fit your definition of 'normal'? Just because you couldn't keep it zipped so you had to marry your college girlfriend, doesn't mean I didn't keep mine zipped. I guess that's what happens when you support Darwinism, we expect all human beings to act like animals and respond to their lower urges. There used to be an age when the response was NO, a gentleman doesn't do that. And apparently Darwinism, despite appearances, has infected a lot of churches. Joe's walking proof of reverse-evolution, we are devolving into animals. He's also one of the posterboys for post-natal abortion. We've finally managed to do something Hitler failed to do: Make an entire subspecies of sub-humans. We could make humans out of them, if we tried, but the Liberal Left wants 'victims' so they're out there, being told wanting an education is 'acting white' and a whole host of other liberal lies. As far as I'm concerned, James Earl Ray shot the wrong guy on the balcony. He shot the good one and left the extortionist shithead.
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon
JoeSpareBedroom - 03 Jan 2009 17:42 GMT >>>>> On 2009-01-02 21:03:52 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>>>> <dishborealis@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > > Sir Charles the Curmudgeon Like I keep saying: You're church wrecked. The paragraph you wrote above is complete gibberish. Is this what happens when you're late for dialysis or something?
Conscience - 03 Jan 2009 21:01 GMT >>>>> On 2009-01-02 21:03:52 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>>>> <dishborealis@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > Nah, it's just Joe is so stupid that when you're replying, it raises your > blood pressure. If so, he's delusional. I take no BP meds, or any others for that matter, and score 110/75 each time it's taken. I wonder what kind of shape Joe is in.
> I left one church because I missed ONE Sunday to go to my uncle's memorial > service and they acted like I was some sort of traitor. And they chewed my [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > lies. As far as I'm concerned, James Earl Ray shot the wrong guy on the > balcony. He shot the good one and left the extortionist shithead. If you mean Jackson, the fact is that he was nowhere near King when he was shot. His taking King's "mantle" upon himself was the first major fraud he perpetrated upon the weak-minded. The relatively minor fraud by Jackon was that he wasn't even formally ordained in any school of theology. He dropped out.
CharlesTheCurmudgeon - 04 Jan 2009 00:17 GMT >>>> On 2009-01-03 06:19:38 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>>> <dishborealis@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] > was that he wasn't even formally ordained in any school of theology. He > dropped out. A good friend of mine, who just happens to be black, said "Jesse ain't interested in running nothing but his mouth." To which I added a hearty amen.
Sir Charles the Curmudgeon
Conscience - 04 Jan 2009 00:49 GMT > A good friend of mine, who just happens to be black, said "Jesse ain't > interested in running nothing but his mouth." To which I added a hearty > amen. I know several blacks, some of the I consider friends. None are stupid enough to listen to Jackson.
rigger - 04 Jan 2009 18:12 GMT > >>>> On 2009-01-03 06:19:38 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" > >>>> <dishborea...@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] > > - Show quoted text - "Jesse ain't interested in running nothing but his mouth."
But if IRC he was also interested in running the West side as well; has he changed that much?
dennis in nca
rigger - 03 Jan 2009 22:12 GMT > >>>> On 2009-01-02 21:03:52 -0800, "JoeSpareBedroom" > >>>> <dishborea...@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > > - Show quoted text - "subspecies of sub-humans" ??????? Liberals??????
I thought you were describing the Republican, "base" as they like to call it; you know, the ones in the rally screaming about killing arabs and traitors. Not a term I'd apply to the Democrats after the last 8 years of "hate your neighbor" pushed by bush/cheney/and co. Perhaps a different term on a more intellectual level?
dennis in nca
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