That's pretty insensitive of you.  Why should able-bodied, highly paid
people be forced to get out of bed and go to work when they don't feel
like it?

Rather than blaming the workers, who obviously have little reason to
go to work when they can instead lean on Uncle Sam, we should
apologize to all of them and use some of that stimulus money to
establish and heavily staff a new government office with a mission of
raising self esteem in the labor force.  Free breakfast at the plant
would be provided, of course, as well as comfortable, green-powered
buses with a culturally diverse staff of drivers to give them door-to-
door transportation.  Oh, and don't forget about free child care
(again, culturally diverse and religion-neutral which would tell the
kids all about the evils of the capitalist system and how to reduce
their CO2 output).