This has probably been posted before,  maybe a few times.

"As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%. But Since we cannot increase
our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will
have to lay off three hundred sixty of our employees instead..
 This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here
and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I
did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper
stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the
ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this
problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them. I will see the rest
of you at the annual company picnic. "