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I have a question about the movie "Yours, Mine and Ours"
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Beava Longoria - 28 Nov 2005 05:23 GMT In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is intimate with Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has birthed 10 kids?
Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't feel anything?
Grace Noble - 28 Nov 2005 06:50 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? Were you even watching the movie? Six of her kids were adopted. She said so in explaining why she had Indian, Asian, Latino, and African American kids. She also said her HUSBAND died, not HUSBANDS. She would have had to have had quite an interesting arrangement to have all those multi-ethnic kids while married to the same guy.
Chapstick - 28 Nov 2005 06:59 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? A homo man will f.ck several hundred other men and it seems another homo still wants to spread his sphincter a little more.
Bigolhomo - 28 Nov 2005 22:06 GMT >> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is >> intimate with [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >A homo man will f.ck several hundred other men and it seems another homo >still wants to spread his sphincter a little more. And since a baby and a penis are the same size I can certainly see how you would come up with this comparison.
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grapheme - 28 Nov 2005 22:47 GMT Previous post snipped since I am not replying to it, but jumping in to say something.
During pregnancy, there are hormones released that allow for the muscles of the vagina to relax so that it does not get stretched out. Also, this is where an episiotomy comes into play so you are not torn. If a woman is stretched out after birth, something is wrong. You need to do kegels or talk to your doctor about surgery.
Wee Bit Strange - 28 Nov 2005 09:47 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth to four children and adopted six more, b) in the movie, Dennis Quaid's dead wife had given birth to TEN of theirs, so I'm guessing his character would have had few complaints, and c) if you knew anything about the vaginas -- perhaps had experience with those of breathing, participative women -- you'd know that they're pretty accommodating and snap back even after delivering babies.
My question is how could Rene Russo's character be intimate with an old man who'd had so many ejaculations with the same woman, over and over, year after year. Wouldn't the penis be like a little wrinkly saggy nub that couldn't do anything? *eye roll*
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 16:37 GMT >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is >>intimate with [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth > to four children and adopted six more, The movie is loosely adapted from the book, written by Mrs. Beardsley herself. In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids. (The husband was the one with 10 kids.)
The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.
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theresa - 28 Nov 2005 16:55 GMT > >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > >>intimate with [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me. Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral! Hollywood is also besotted by rank.
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 18:04 GMT >>>>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is >>>>intimate with [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral! > Hollywood is also besotted by rank. The first movie treatment, produced in 1968, starred Henry Fonda and Lucille Ball. It was actually pretty good, and more faithful to the original story. It's a decent family movie to watch during the Christmas season.
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Kris Baker - 28 Nov 2005 18:28 GMT > Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he > was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they > commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral! > Hollywood is also besotted by rank. That's because the "warrant officer" rank was eliminated quite awhile ago, by the US Navy. There are a few "Chief Warrant Officer" ranks left, but they're being slowly eliminated.
Kris
Sarah Czepiel - 28 Nov 2005 19:42 GMT >> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he >> was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Kris Kris,
You must be thinking of the Air Force. The US Navy still has Warrant Officers [ W1 through W4] and are seriously considering adding another rank level, W5.
Sarah
Pacerman - 28 Nov 2005 19:52 GMT What does this have to do with a Toyota newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!
>>>Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he >>>was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Sarah Kris Baker - 28 Nov 2005 22:44 GMT > What does this have to do with a Toyota > newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!! [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >> Officers [ W1 through W4] and are seriously considering adding >> another rank level, W5. Sarah No, I'm not. I double-checked the US Navy rank page before I posted. http://www.navy.mil/palib/ranks/officers/o-rank.html What you are talking about them "considering" actually happened three years ago. The Navy has CWO ranks, and eliminated the WO.
The Air Force hasn't had WOs since before the mid-1960s (calling them Master Sergeants, instead.....E-7 through E-9).
Kris
Sarah Czepiel - 28 Nov 2005 23:56 GMT >> What does this have to do with a Toyota >> newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!! [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >What you are talking about them "considering" actually happened three >years ago. The Navy has CWO ranks, and eliminated the WO. Zing the title all you'd like but I got my info from a PO2 [ E5 ] at a Navy command this afternoon. The ratings I gave you were correct as far as present usage is concerned.
>The Air Force hasn't had WOs since before the mid-1960s (calling >them Master Sergeants, instead.....E-7 through E-9).
>Kris Kyle B. - 28 Nov 2005 21:09 GMT > >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > >>intimate with [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > herself. In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids. (The > husband was the one with 10 kids.) And in real life, Helen and Frank Beardsley had two more children together, in addition to the 18 from their previous marriages.
> The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because > Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt > a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of > Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs. Also, in both movies, some of the kids were not thrilled about the marriage, or about the parents adopting their stepchildren. In real life, the North-Beardsley kids were thrilled that their parents found happiness, and the adoption was the biggest mass adoption in the history of California.
Steven L. - 29 Nov 2005 04:24 GMT > Also, in both movies, some of the kids were not thrilled about the > marriage, or about the parents adopting their stepchildren. In real > life, the North-Beardsley kids were thrilled that their parents found > happiness, and the adoption was the biggest mass adoption in the > history of California. I'm sure some of them are still alive. I wonder how they feel about this latest Hollywood ruin of their story.
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mmward@webtv.net - 30 Nov 2005 03:45 GMT Why are people replying to a post from a 12-yr old (an immature one at that), who's totally goofing, and he got you to take seriously a post where he got to 1) denigrate women who have children, and 2) use the word "vagina" in a post. Bet he and his little buddies are peeing their pants. Nothing to do with any movie. Stop it. If you have no car talk, find something to do, all of you, some of us have actual car stuff to talk about. Way too much time-wasting scrolling and crap to get around. Ignore the junk, they have plenty of other places to rant.
mavman - 28 Nov 2005 22:02 GMT > The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because > Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt > a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of > Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs. Not WASPs; they were Catholic, not Protestant.
Lori - 28 Nov 2005 11:52 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? A c-section doesn't affect the vagina. *havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the *normal* way or not*
Gary L. Burnore - 28 Nov 2005 12:39 GMT >> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is >> intimate with [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >*havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the >*normal* way or not* After normal childbirth, the doctor can "assist" in tightning up things with a few stiches.
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John Hanson - 28 Nov 2005 13:09 GMT Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
> >> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > >> intimate with [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > After normal childbirth, the doctor can "assist" in tightning up > things with a few stiches. Here's a short movie clip of how Gary Burnore "tightens things up".
http://media.putfile.com/Garyandfriends
Messalina - 28 Nov 2005 16:01 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.
Mez
Citizen Maine - 28 Nov 2005 23:03 GMT <Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.
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I'm glad you said that, because if you hadn't, I was going to. Those Kegels are pretty handy even if you've never given birth.
Kara
Messalina - 28 Nov 2005 16:16 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.
Mez
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 18:09 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? If that's ever a problem, a woman can have plastic surgery to tighten the vagina and perineum. She can also have her labia reshaped to make them more attractive too. (Labia start to sag as a woman ages, just like any other muscles.)
Vaginal plastic surgery is increasingly common these days, because women often want "tight" vaginas and attractive labia to go along with their enhanced busts.
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Taylor - 28 Nov 2005 22:37 GMT > In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is > intimate with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't > feel anything? lmfao Funny stuff, but in the movie, didn't she adopt many of them?
The orig|inal is very good, but this remake is just a turkey rehash of Steve Martin (yeah, WHO KNEW Steve Martin could EVER have a hit movie again?!; Dana Carvey is somewhere hopeful) 'Cheaper By The Dozen', so you have to take it as it is than expect quality (what Ball had back then).
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