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I have a question about the movie "Yours, Mine and Ours"

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Beava Longoria - 28 Nov 2005 05:23 GMT
In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
intimate with
Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
birthed 10 kids?

Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
feel anything?
Grace Noble - 28 Nov 2005 06:50 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

Were you even watching the movie? Six of her kids were adopted. She said so
in explaining why she had Indian, Asian, Latino, and African American kids.
She also said her HUSBAND died, not HUSBANDS. She would have had to have had
quite an interesting arrangement to have all those multi-ethnic kids while
married to the same guy.
Chapstick - 28 Nov 2005 06:59 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

A homo man will f.ck several hundred other men and it seems another homo
still wants to spread his sphincter a little more.
Bigolhomo - 28 Nov 2005 22:06 GMT
>> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>A homo man will f.ck several hundred other men and it seems another homo
>still wants to spread his sphincter a little more.

And since a baby and a penis are the same size I can certainly see how
you would come up with this comparison.

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grapheme - 28 Nov 2005 22:47 GMT
Previous post snipped since I am not replying to it, but jumping in to say
something.

During pregnancy, there are hormones released that allow for the muscles of
the vagina to relax so that it does not get stretched out.  Also, this is
where an episiotomy comes into play so you are not torn.  If a woman is
stretched out after birth, something is wrong.  You need to do kegels or
talk to your doctor about surgery.
Wee Bit Strange - 28 Nov 2005 09:47 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
to four children and adopted six more, b) in the movie, Dennis Quaid's
dead wife had given birth to TEN of theirs, so I'm guessing his
character would have had few complaints, and c) if you knew anything
about the vaginas -- perhaps had experience with those of breathing,
participative women -- you'd know that they're pretty accommodating and
snap back even after delivering babies.

My question is how could Rene Russo's character be intimate with an old
man who'd had so many ejaculations with the same woman, over and over,
year after year. Wouldn't the penis be like a little wrinkly saggy nub
that couldn't do anything? *eye roll*
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 16:37 GMT
>>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>>intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
> to four children and adopted six more,

The movie is loosely adapted from the book, written by Mrs. Beardsley
herself.  In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids.  (The
husband was the one with 10 kids.)

The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
Hollywood is besotted with that crap.  So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
a whole multi-racial mix of kids.  But in the real-life experience of
Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.

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theresa - 28 Nov 2005 16:55 GMT
> >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> >>intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
was a modest Naval warrant officer.  In the first film, they
commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
Hollywood is also besotted by rank.
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 18:04 GMT
>>>>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>>>>intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
> commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
> Hollywood is also besotted by rank.

The first movie treatment, produced in 1968, starred Henry Fonda and
Lucille Ball.  It was actually pretty good, and more faithful to the
original story.  It's a decent family movie to watch during the
Christmas season.

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Kris Baker - 28 Nov 2005 18:28 GMT
> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
> was a modest Naval warrant officer.  In the first film, they
> commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
> Hollywood is also besotted by rank.

That's because the "warrant officer" rank was eliminated quite
awhile ago, by the US Navy. There are a few "Chief Warrant Officer"
ranks left, but they're being slowly eliminated.

Kris
Sarah Czepiel - 28 Nov 2005 19:42 GMT
>> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
>> was a modest Naval warrant officer.  In the first film, they
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>Kris

Kris,

You must be thinking of the Air Force.  The US Navy still has Warrant
Officers [ W1 through W4]  and are seriously considering adding
another rank level, W5.  

Sarah
Pacerman - 28 Nov 2005 19:52 GMT
What does this have to do with a Toyota
newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!

>>>Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
>>>was a modest Naval warrant officer.  In the first film, they
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Sarah
Kris Baker - 28 Nov 2005 22:44 GMT
> What does this have to do with a Toyota
> newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>> Officers [ W1 through W4]  and are seriously considering adding
>> another rank level, W5.   Sarah

No, I'm not.   I double-checked the US Navy rank page before I posted.
http://www.navy.mil/palib/ranks/officers/o-rank.html
What you are talking about them "considering" actually happened three
years ago.   The Navy has CWO ranks, and eliminated the WO.

The Air Force hasn't had WOs since before the mid-1960s (calling
them Master Sergeants, instead.....E-7 through E-9).

Kris
Sarah Czepiel - 28 Nov 2005 23:56 GMT
>> What does this have to do with a Toyota
>> newsgroup..MORON!!!!!!!!!!!SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>What you are talking about them "considering" actually happened three
>years ago.   The Navy has CWO ranks, and eliminated the WO.

Zing the title all you'd like but I got my info from a  PO2 [ E5 ] at
a Navy command this afternoon.   The ratings I gave you were correct
as far as present usage is concerned.  

>The Air Force hasn't had WOs since before the mid-1960s (calling
>them Master Sergeants, instead.....E-7 through E-9).

>Kris
Kyle B. - 28 Nov 2005 21:09 GMT
> >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> >>intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> herself.  In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids.  (The
> husband was the one with 10 kids.)

And in real life, Helen and Frank Beardsley had two more children
together, in addition to the 18 from their previous marriages.

> The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
> Hollywood is besotted with that crap.  So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
> a whole multi-racial mix of kids.  But in the real-life experience of
> Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.

Also, in both movies, some of the kids were not thrilled about the
marriage, or about the parents adopting their stepchildren. In real
life, the North-Beardsley kids were thrilled that their parents found
happiness, and the adoption was the biggest mass adoption in the
history of California.
Steven L. - 29 Nov 2005 04:24 GMT
> Also, in both movies, some of the kids were not thrilled about the
> marriage, or about the parents adopting their stepchildren. In real
> life, the North-Beardsley kids were thrilled that their parents found
> happiness, and the adoption was the biggest mass adoption in the
> history of California.

I'm sure some of them are still alive.  I wonder how they feel about
this latest Hollywood ruin of their story.

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mmward@webtv.net - 30 Nov 2005 03:45 GMT
Why are people replying to a post from a 12-yr old (an immature one at
that),  who's totally goofing, and he got you to take seriously a post
where he got to 1) denigrate women who have children, and 2) use the
word "vagina" in a post.  Bet he and his little buddies are peeing their
pants.  Nothing to do with any movie.  Stop it.  If you have no car
talk, find something to do, all of you, some of us have actual car stuff
to talk about.  Way too much time-wasting scrolling and crap to get
around.  Ignore the junk, they have plenty of other places to rant.
mavman - 28 Nov 2005 22:02 GMT
> The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
> Hollywood is besotted with that crap.  So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
> a whole multi-racial mix of kids.  But in the real-life experience of
> Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.

Not WASPs; they were Catholic, not Protestant.
Lori - 28 Nov 2005 11:52 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

A c-section doesn't affect the vagina.
*havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the
*normal* way or not*
Gary L. Burnore - 28 Nov 2005 12:39 GMT
>> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>*havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the
>*normal* way or not*

After normal childbirth, the doctor can "assist" in tightning up
things with a few stiches.  
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John Hanson - 28 Nov 2005 13:09 GMT
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

> >> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> >> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> After normal childbirth, the doctor can "assist" in tightning up
> things with a few stiches.

Here's a short movie clip of how Gary Burnore
"tightens things up".

http://media.putfile.com/Garyandfriends
Messalina - 28 Nov 2005 16:01 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.

Mez
Citizen Maine - 28 Nov 2005 23:03 GMT
<Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.

<Mez

I'm glad you said that, because if you hadn't, I was going to.  Those
Kegels are pretty handy even if you've never given birth.

Kara
Messalina - 28 Nov 2005 16:16 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.

Mez
Steven L. - 28 Nov 2005 18:09 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

If that's ever a problem, a woman can have plastic surgery to tighten
the vagina and perineum.  She can also have her labia reshaped to make
them more attractive too.  (Labia start to sag as a woman ages, just
like any other muscles.)

Vaginal plastic surgery is increasingly common these days, because women
often want "tight" vaginas and attractive labia to go along with their
enhanced busts.

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Taylor - 28 Nov 2005 22:37 GMT
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?

lmfao Funny stuff, but in the movie, didn't she adopt many of them?

The orig|inal is very good, but this remake is just a turkey rehash of
Steve Martin (yeah, WHO KNEW Steve Martin could EVER have a hit movie
again?!; Dana Carvey is somewhere hopeful) 'Cheaper By The Dozen', so
you have to take it as it is than expect quality (what Ball had back then).
 
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