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Car Forum / Toyota / Toyota Cars / February 2006{OT} selling a car -->joke<--
Trouble Selling A Car... A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!" > Trouble Selling A Car... > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has > 50,000 miles on it!" <<<<<fwap>>>>> >> Trouble Selling A Car... >> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > <<<<<fwap>>>>> What Sharx said Natalie >>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >Natalie Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-) ... >>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > ... He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something. >>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > >He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something. ...and I think we all know what it is don't we?.  Signature-Gord. (use gordon in email) >>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > ...and I think we all know what it is don't we?. Both of you need anal sphincter transplants. You have NO tone left down there. >>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something. f.ck dude knows--whenever he sees a barrel, he starts to squeal. >>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > ... Since he saw Brokeback Mountain Natalie >>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] >> ... > Since he saw Brokeback Mountain That is a one-way orifice. > Natalie >>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > >Natalie Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him too disgusting to tolerate... Signature-Gord. (use gordon in email) >>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him > too disgusting to tolerate... Do you mean 'intolerance' - I think Sharx is straight... Natalie >>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] > > Natalie DAMN straight, babe. And the more I read your posts, the straighter it gets. >>>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > DAMN straight, babe. And the more I read your posts, the straighter it > gets. *fwap* Natalie snip >> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman >> (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Natalie I'm not sure what you mean Natalie, do you mean to infer that I'm intolerant?...if so, that's a surprise to me, I certainly didn't think that I was...also, what gives you the clue that he's straight?. I'm certainly not an expert in this field but almost every post of his touches on some aspect that seems to suggest some large unusual attraction to the subject. Mind you, you may know him personally, or have some other pretty strong indications or expertise, but if your contact with him has been roughly equal to mine (posts in this ng) then I think that I'm likely just as qualified to judge him as you are...so there! :) Signature-Gord. (use gordon in email) > snip >>> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > every post of his touches on some aspect that seems to suggest > some large unusual attraction to the subject. No, I mean Sharx being intolerant of gays... > Mind you, you may know him personally, or have some other pretty > strong indications or expertise, but if your contact with him has > been roughly equal to mine (posts in this ng) then I think that > I'm likely just as qualified to judge him as you are...so there! > :) LOL of course! Just wasn't sure what you were saying Natalie >> snip >>>> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >No, I mean Sharx being intolerant of gays... Oh...ok...Maybe but it seems odd that he'd keep screwing with this subject enough to cause at least one guy to think 'hummm, I wonder why'. in any case, who knows, he's in there and he'll stay there... On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers. Signature-Gord. (use gordon in email) "Gord Beaman" ... > "Wickeddoll®" : > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > in any case, who knows, he's in there and he'll stay there... *shrug* > On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set > up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your > posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers. Not on this end - must be some sort of squirrelly feedback you get. Natalie > "Gord Beaman" ... >> "Wickeddoll®" : [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Natalie I see it too - look at all the > marks below. SignatureRay O (correct punctuation to reply) >>> On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set >>> up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I see it too - look at all the > marks below. It's either her newsreader or her news server that inserts those blank lines at the end. > >>> On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set > >>> up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > It's either her newsreader or her news server that inserts those > blank lines at the end. The tough thing is not all her posts are showing up with the extra lines. Natalie, are you using OE-Quotefix like I told you some time ago? "badgolferman" > High Tech Misfit, > 2/24/2006,10:36:11 PM, [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > with the extra > lines. Uh oh > Natalie, are you using > OE-Quotefix like I told you > some time ago? I don't remember you saying that - what is it? Natalie > > Natalie, are you using OE-Quotefix like I told you some time ago? > > I don't remember you saying that - what is it? http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/ "badgolferman" > Wickeddoll®, > 2/24/2006,10:55:51 PM, [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/ Thx Natalie "High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:g949lakmpw0b.dlg@hightech.misfit... >>>> On another subject >>>> Natalie, I notice that [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > inserts those blank lines > at the end. Got my newsreader admin working on it (My friend Kev) LOL Natalie >> "Gord Beaman" ... >>> "Wickeddoll®" : [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > I see it too - look at all the > marks below. Weird - don't see that anywhere Natalie >>> "Gord Beaman" ... >>>> "Wickeddoll®" : [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > > Natalie Keep scrolling down This is the end of the post - all the spaces above are extra blank lines. SignatureRay O (correct punctuation to reply) "Ray O" ... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 97 lines] > post - all the spaces above > are extra blank lines. Oh I believed you - Kev says it's to do with the outgoing posts servers he uses. He says there's a bad one - he's trying to determine how best to deal with it. If he can't, I'm stuck, cuz I ain't gonna pay for newsservers.... Natalie > "Ray O" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] > > Natalie No problem! I'd rather deal with some blank lines than miss your participation here! SignatureRay O (correct punctuation to reply) "Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOTcomn> wrote in message news:ac029$43ffe076$180fead6$23591@msgid.meganewsservers.com... > "Wickeddoll®" > <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 133 lines] > miss your participation > here! Aw, shucks :-) Natalie >>> "Ray O" ... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 71 lines] > > Natalie I'd bet everyone here agrees with me on this one! SignatureRay O (correct punctuation to reply) "Ray O" ... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 82 lines] > > I'd bet everyone here agrees with me on this one! Probably not the trolls, but I hope you're right about the others :-) Natalie > "Ray O" ... >> [quoted text clipped - 90 lines] > > Natalie No worries - he's right. -Dave :-) "Dave L" ... > "Wickeddoll®" ... >>>>>>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 83 lines] > > No worries - he's right. You guys are making me blush... ..wait - can I do that? ;-) Natalie >You guys are making me blush... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Natalie Of course you can do that. It's a purely physiological reaction. The proper question is, if you're blushing can we /tell/ with all that melatonin covering it up? ;-P Of course, seeing the incoming "Fwap Of Doom" might provide a secondary clue that said person's button has been pushed... --<< Bruce >>-- SignatureBruce L. Bergman, Woodland Hills (Los Angeles) CA - Desktop Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700 5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545 Spamtrapped address: Remove the python and the invalid, and use a net. >>You guys are making me blush... >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > --<< Bruce >>-- Nah, what I meant was can a person without shame blush... Natalie >>> You guys are making me blush... >>> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Natalie You're a shameless hussy? >>>> You guys are making me blush... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > You're a shameless hussy? *whistling innocently* Natalie snip >>> No problem! I'd rather deal with some blank lines than miss your >>> participation here! [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >I'd bet everyone here agrees with me on this one! Yep...concur... Signature-Gord. (use gordon in email) > snip >>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Yep...concur... :-) You guys sure know how to make a gal's day. Natalie >> snip >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Natalie I just call 'em like I see 'em! SignatureRay O (correct punctuation to reply) >>> "Ray O" ... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 71 lines] > > Natalie THe DEMONrats here fire lots and lots of blanks. > On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set > up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your > posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers. It's true what he says. Signature"Truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it." ~ Flannery O'Connor >> On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set >> up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your >> posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers. > > It's true what he says. I'll talk to the admin for my server - cuz my OE does not have that setting Natalie >>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him > too disgusting to tolerate... Gord is just pissed off that his faggot loving LIEbrawls LOST the January 23 election in Canada. > -Gord. > (use gordon in email) >>>> Trouble Selling A Car... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-) Cyber B.J.'s can turn a person. > ... |
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