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Car Forum / Toyota / Toyota Cars / February 2006{OT} better state mottos -->joke<--
Better State Mottos Alabama -- At Least We're Not Mississippi Alaska -- 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong Arizona -- Dehyd-rific! Arkansas -- Litterasy Ain't Everthing California -- As Seen on TV Colorado -- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut -- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Delaware -- On WHICH side of the Mason-Dixon? Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia -- We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii -- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,But Leave Your Money) Idaho -- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois -- Gateway to Iowa Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free Iowa -- Land of James T. Kirk and Corn Kansas -- First of the Rectangle States Kentucky -- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana -- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine -- Cheap Lobster Maryland -- A Thinking Man's Delaware Massachusetts -- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians Minnesota -- For Sale Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada -- Whores and Poker! New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico -- Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York -- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney... No Carolina -- Tobacco is a Vegetable North Dakota -- Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones! Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati) Oklahoma -- Like the Play Only No Singing Oregon -- Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania -- Cook With Coal Rhode Island -- We're Not REALLY an Island So Carolina -- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota -- Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee -- The Educashun Stat Texas -- Si' Hablo Ing'les Utah -- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont -- Yep Virginia -- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor? <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP> Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city! Plenty of shopping (in the suburbs) Entertainment complexs (Nothern Kentucky) Riverboat gambling (SE Indiana) Two beatiful stadiums for our NFL and MLB teams (forget about how horrible the teams have been for the last decade or so because they're getting better) Trust me, I should know since I live there (actually, I live in Indiana because the homes are cheaper, taxes are about 1/2 what they are in the city, the schools are better, and IN would never have elected Jerry Springer as mayor) Steve  SignatureIsn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? > Better State Mottos > [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! > Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor? > <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP> > Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city! [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Steve I think you've answered your own question. >> <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP> >> Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city! [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > I think you've answered your own question. Since my Mom's family left there in the 1850's it's fallen apart. Cincinatti, that is. Now all they got left is Kroger. <GD&RRF>. >> <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP> >> Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city! [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > I think you've answered your own question. LOL I think so too... Natalie > Better State Mottos > [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! > Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor? So true about New Hampshire. It's unfortunate they're being overrun by Boston commuters. Their property values have skyrocketted but city services such as water and sewer are almost nonexistent outside of the large cities and well water is contaminated with high levels of iron and maganese. >> Better State Mottos >> [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > large cities and well water is contaminated with high levels of iron and > maganese. I'm pissed cuz we could have sold our NH house for nearly three times what we sold it for back in 2002... Natalie > Better State Mottos (snipped a lot of negative comments) > California -- As Seen on TV > Maine -- Cheap Lobster [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone > New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will visit Maine. (I have already been to California). :-) >> Better State Mottos >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will visit >Maine. (I have already been to California). Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass.... SignatureScott in Florida >>> Better State Mottos >>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass.... because they're missing a claw. > > Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass.... > > -- > > Scott in Florida > > because they're missing a claw. Or maybe they're just missing guts, like most of their politicians. SignatureThe reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~ Maureen Murphy > > Better State Mottos > > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > :-) Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine where Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is forsaken. >> > Better State Mottos >> > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is > forsaken. Like Boring Loring AFB, ME Natalie > >>> Better State Mottos > > > > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Natalie Got transferred there from Guam in January 1984. I considered it my punishment for the Article 15 I got in Guam. "badgolferman" ... >> "badgolferman" ... >> > >> >>> Better State Mottos >> >>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster >> >>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone Hubby (Massachusetts native) Loved the NH one. >> > > Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will >> > > visit Maine. (I have already been to California). [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Got transferred there from Guam in January 1984. I considered it my > punishment for the Article 15 I got in Guam. ROFL Dare I ask what you got that for? Natalie, who never got past an LOR for a uniform violation > >>> Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine > where >>> Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Dare I ask what you got that for? For being young and indestructable. Doing things I shouldn't have done. Eventually the punishment sunk in and I changed my ways. >> >>> Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine >> where >>> Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > For being young and indestructable. Doing things I shouldn't have > done. Eventually the punishment sunk in and I changed my ways. Thank goodness you did! Natalie >>> Better State Mottos >>> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is > forsaken. Thanks for the advice. I do definitely plan to go there one day. (I've already been to Toronto etc... so no problem there). Take care, John. (In Peterborough, UK. Probably not worth a visit unless you are planning a long stay in the UK. The Cathedral is impressive.) >John. (In Peterborough, UK. Probably not worth a visit unless you are >planning a long stay in the UK. The Cathedral is impressive.) How is the enterprise zone? (vague UK space comedy reference). SignatureCarl Robson Car PC Build starts again. http://smallr.com/rz Homepage: http://www.bouncing-czechs.com >> John. (In Peterborough, UK. Probably not worth a visit unless you are >> planning a long stay in the UK. The Cathedral is impressive.) >> > How is the enterprise zone? (vague UK space comedy reference). Peterborough is growing significantly (business and population). As an 'older citizen' (not quite into Senior citizen status as yet, but not far off), I preferred it when it was smaller and I could drive 15 miles into the centre of Peterborough without passing a single set of traffic lights. Sadly those days are long gone, and we have speed cameras and multiple traffic lights - and a lot more traffic. But there are lots of exciting new developments... Beam me up, Scotty. John. > Better State Mottos > Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids More like: "Ask us about our hurricanes" Natalie, native of Winter Park, FL |
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