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Consultant - 12 Jul 2005 09:17 GMT

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18306&item=4561157931&r
d=1&ssPageName=WDVW&tc=photo

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Adrian - 12 Jul 2005 13:00 GMT

> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4561157931

"Why buy a Range Rover Sport, Porsche Cayenne or BMX X5?"

Yes, folks, you too can look like a really crass pimp. Just buy this
overpowered badly built lardy wobblebarge, and look like a pimp who
doesn't quite get it...

Still, it compares very well in off-road capability with an X5... It's a
hard job, but it manages. Apparently.

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Consultant - 12 Jul 2005 19:04 GMT

:-) Made me laugh. X5 is out the picture IMHO. I just drove the Range

Rover V8 Supercharged (SLOW) and Porsche Cayenne S (QUICK)!
This one doesn't go bad for a normally aspirated V8...and at half the
price...who's the pimp daddy?

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Adrian - 12 Jul 2005 20:05 GMT

> ...who's the pimp daddy?

You'll certainly look like one, but one with very poor taste.
Or maybe a drug dealer.

Are all the windows heavily tinted, too?

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Pete M - 12 Jul 2005 20:36 GMT

In news:1121191469.881680.211520@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com,
Consultant <posts@clarity-it.com> decided to enlighten our sheltered souls
with a rant as follows

> :-) Made me laugh. X5 is out the picture IMHO. I just drove the Range
> Rover V8 Supercharged (SLOW) and Porsche Cayenne S (QUICK)!
> This one doesn't go bad for a normally aspirated V8...and at half the
> price...who's the pimp daddy?

Thing is, a Range Rover has class, style, off and on road ability, looks
brilliant, is fabulous inside and has the excellent Jag V8.

The Jeep is a girls car with a semi-decent engine and a tupperware
dashboard, although I'd prefer the Jeep to any X5.

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Range Rover Vogue SE, Ford Capri (ressurection stalling)
Porsche 911 3.2 (For Sale)

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Adrian - 12 Jul 2005 20:58 GMT

> I'd prefer the Jeep to any X5.

The world is a deeply odd place when BMWs are built by 'merkin rednecks and
Jeeps are built by Teutons.

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Consultant - 12 Jul 2005 22:20 GMT

I'd agree the Range Rover does have class, however along with hunting I
believe it is now a distant memory. The latest 'Sport' model (though I
still wonder exactly what this means) was a let down for me. Funny I
see far more women in the Cayenne, Range Rover (Vogue especially ;-) )
and BMW X5. Right on the dashboard though, it's horrible, what were
they thinking! OIIIIIIIO

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