> > alfa 75 one of the ugliest cars ever made.
>
> You know nothing.
>
> HTH :)

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>> > alfa 75 one of the ugliest cars ever made.
>>
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> Apparently mine is looking 'stunning' - it was being MOT'd today and I'm
> due to pick it up next weekend.
you can't use the word 'stunning' without an "ly" on the end followed by the
word "ugly" to describe a 75!
the phrase 'you can't polish a turd' does however spring to my mind when i
read this :)
> Just a shame some sensor on the 156 has throw a hissy fit this week,
> meaning we're currently down to 1 car until we've had a diagnostics test
> run on the 156 to get it through the MOT.
another broken alfa they'll give alfa a bad rep eventually..... oh sorry
that's not broken it's 'character' right?
SteveH - 23 Mar 2007 21:52 GMT
> > Just a shame some sensor on the 156 has throw a hissy fit this week,
> > meaning we're currently down to 1 car until we've had a diagnostics test
> > run on the 156 to get it through the MOT.
>
> another broken alfa they'll give alfa a bad rep eventually..... oh sorry
> that's not broken it's 'character' right?
That'll be the f.cking Kraut electrics, actually.
(Bosch supply the ECU and all the sensors. I've never had any problems
with Magnetti Spaghetti stuff).
I still don't understand why it fails, though - if you hold the revs at
2700-ish rpm, it flies through the emissions, but every so often it
drops them back to 2200rpm which flips out the MOT machine.
It's a c.nt of a thing to fix that doesn't in any way affect the
real-world emissions and road-worthyness of the car.
Next time she's getting a shite old 156 JTD, 'cos there's less to go
wrong and they don't rely on generic Bosch sensors / ECU.

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Lordy.UK - 24 Mar 2007 16:17 GMT
> you can't use the word 'stunning' without an "ly" on the end followed
> by the word "ugly" to describe a 75!
"Ugly" in cars tends to be a good thing, it adds aggression and
character rather than a hairdresser feel, such as you get in cars
like... oh, I don't know, let's pick a random example out of the air for
no particular reason... an MR2 for instance.
*cough*
> the phrase 'you can't polish a turd' does however spring to my mind
Actually you can, you just need to wear thick gloves (Which also comes
in handy to help prevent you slashing your hands on the rust).

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DervMan - 24 Mar 2007 16:40 GMT
>>> > alfa 75 one of the ugliest cars ever made.
>>>
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>> Apparently mine is looking 'stunning' - it was being MOT'd today and I'm
>> due to pick it up next weekend.
> you can't use the word 'stunning' without an "ly" on the end followed by
> the word "ugly" to describe a 75!
> the phrase 'you can't polish a turd' does however spring to my mind when i
> read this :)
There are far worse looking cars than the Alfa Romeo 75 but that's not to
say it looks pretty. "Wedge styling" right? I can't imagine one looking
stunning other than under the banner of beauty is very much in the rose
coloured spectacles of the beholder. Well I have rose coloured lenses and
they don't look charming to me. The 75 looks as angular and dated as
anything else from the mid 80s. It looks bloated - the 33 is prettier, the
75 looks like they were trying to make it look pretty and failed. Shoot
even the 145 and 146 look prettier.
The 75 didn't change how cars look, there weren't enough of them about. It
has to be a devestatingly blistering too-fast-for-nav-rallies tarmac
shredding machine to drive 'cos standing still it looks very dated.
Like it or hate it, Ford's "Edge" styling and Renault's "fat a.s" designs
are everywhere...
Ultimately, though, I'm just sharing my opinion of its looks. All
subjective, I don't rate its appearance.
>> Just a shame some sensor on the 156 has throw a hissy fit this week,
>> meaning we're currently down to 1 car until we've had a diagnostics test
>> run on the 156 to get it through the MOT.
>>
> another broken alfa they'll give alfa a bad rep eventually..... oh sorry
> that's not broken it's 'character' right?
If SteveH were reading this there'd be something about it having perfect
weight balance and a class best chassis in favour of the 75. I've never
read that other than from SteveH come to think of it. Nor was it enough to
sell many and I very rarely see 'em around. Indeed despite the last 33s
being galvanised, I rarely see these either...

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Iridium - 24 Mar 2007 16:59 GMT
> If SteveH were reading this there'd be something about it having perfect
> weight balance and a class best chassis in favour of the 75. I've never
> read that other than from SteveH come to think of it. Nor was it enough
> to sell many and I very rarely see 'em around. Indeed despite the last
> 33s being galvanised, I rarely see these either...
I've never seen a 75 in the flesh. This doesn't upset me 'cos like Vamp
says, they're seriously ugly heh.

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SteveH - 24 Mar 2007 17:10 GMT
> > If SteveH were reading this there'd be something about it having perfect
> > weight balance and a class best chassis in favour of the 75. I've never
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> I've never seen a 75 in the flesh. This doesn't upset me 'cos like Vamp
> says, they're seriously ugly heh.
I've just had a load of magazines delivered - dated from the late 80s.
They all sing the praises of the revised 75 range - ie. from when the
TSpark and 3lt V6 were introduced. As for 33s, how many H/J/K plate cars
are left on the roads of all makes? - not many - I reckon that
proportionately there are more 33s left than there are Astras / Escorts
of that era.
I wouldn't make too many comments about the 75 being ugly when you drive
a 206, though :-P

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