This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
get a hover nozzle into even with the flat connection .
And even if you do manage to get the flat connection in the plastic
center consol means theres almost pendulum movement available .
How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
Clive George - 26 Sep 2005 01:39 GMT
> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
Yet at the same time remain firmly attached in the event of a crash?
Wrong question - it's easy, but costs money.
cheers,
clive
Tim S Kemp - 26 Sep 2005 08:13 GMT
>> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
>> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
>
> Yet at the same time remain firmly attached in the event of a crash?
Yahey - at last! Something my A class is good at...
Conor - 27 Sep 2005 20:41 GMT
> >> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> >> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
> >
> > Yet at the same time remain firmly attached in the event of a crash?
>
> Yahey - at last! Something my A class is good at...
If you waited long enough, you'd eventually find something it was good
at...
Still it's alot better than a 9 year old Rover so I'll shut up now.

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davek - 26 Sep 2005 16:14 GMT
>> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
>> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
They have them on Hover Craft.
To vacuum clean with a Hoover, use a small paint brush to dislodge the
biscuit crumbs, crisps, crunchy bits from fish and chips, toffee wrappers
etc.
DaveK.
Willy Eckerslyke - 26 Sep 2005 08:56 GMT
> This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
> get a hover nozzle into even with the flat connection .
> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
VW seats of a certain age have a clip at the front that then allows the
entire seat and bracket to tip backwards, so not hard at all is the answer.
shazzbat - 26 Sep 2005 09:01 GMT
> > This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> > for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
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> VW seats of a certain age have a clip at the front that then allows the
> entire seat and bracket to tip backwards, so not hard at all is the answer.
LDV 200/400. Front seats are secured at the front by two clevis pins with an
R clip through each. Pull lever to pivot seat, remove R clips, remove clevis
pins, lift seat out. Piece of cake, and no tools required.
And no need to hover the car, it stays on the ground the whole time :-))
Steve
AstraVanMan - 26 Sep 2005 10:17 GMT
> > This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> > for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> VW seats of a certain age have a clip at the front that then allows the
> entire seat and bracket to tip backwards, so not hard at all is the answer.
Aye, the seats in a Mk2 Scirocco (so I'm guessing Mk1 Golf as well, possibly
Mk2 Golf too) are like that - brilliantly easy to remove (just the one
bolt), but the design means that they're going nowhere either once in place.
Peter
Silk - 26 Sep 2005 09:04 GMT
> This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
Don't eat in the car - problem solved.
topcat11uk - 26 Sep 2005 10:16 GMT
I imagine that designing such a seat would be a nightmare.
Firstly there would have to be a sensor to ensure that the vehicle
couldn't be driven unless the seat was properly in place.
Secondly there's all the electrical connections for the occupancy
sensors, side airbags, seatbelt pretensioners, seatbelt grabbers,
active headrests, electric adjustment and heated seats (where fitted).
Some manufacturers seem to have enough trouble ensuring that the airbag
warning light doesnt illuminate when the seat is slid back and forth on
its runners!
JPG - 26 Sep 2005 10:34 GMT
Find large engine from old propeller aicraft and fit under car, ensuring
adequate ducting. Attach turbine fan to engine and then place rubber skirts all
around the bottom of the car. Attach second engine to roof with aircraft
propeller attached.
Fire up engines, hover away.
Stuart Gray - 26 Sep 2005 12:42 GMT
> Fire up engines, hover away.
If you could hover upside down you could empty it at the same time.
Steve Firth - 26 Sep 2005 11:31 GMT
> This is one job I hate
It is difficult, but once one gets the grasp of the use of both cyclic
and collective controls then a steady hover can be achieved.

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Gordon Hudson - 26 Sep 2005 11:35 GMT
> This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
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> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
Why don't they just make cars that have stainless steel seats and are tiled
in white ceramic so I can just jet wash the inside when the kids have been
in it?
David C - 26 Sep 2005 14:00 GMT
>> This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
>> for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
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>in white ceramic so I can just jet wash the inside when the kids have been
>in it?
Slight problem re, injuries in an accident situation?
From experience of German Rastplatze toilets, stainless steel makes
for a cold seat in winter!
DC
Pete M - 28 Sep 2005 02:38 GMT
In news:MPG.1da15076fb87167998a31d@no-cancel.newsreader.com,
Krustov <krusty@krustov.co.uk.INVALID> decided to enlighten our sheltered
souls with a rant as follows
> This is one job I hate as the gap between front seats are large enough
> for things like macdonalds chips to fall into - but not wide enough to
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> How hard would if be for car makers to design a seat that could be
> easily unclipped and removed from the seat mounting bracket .
Proper Mercedes' have little shelves there to stop crud accumulating.

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