I drove down towards Pompey today. At one point, on a country lane, I
faced an oncoming vehicle driven by someone determined not to use the
passing place on his side of the road and determined to force me to
drive into a hedge so that he could pass.

I could tell that he was a knobhead because his car had ESCORT written
on the bonnet, but it was a Range Rover. Fancy not being able to tell
the difference.

or usually the local plod have nicked someone often for 'stupid stuff'
like S5 public order, dodgy car or jumping the ticket barriers at the
station  and  when they get fingerprinted/ put in front of livescan it
comes back they are wanted on warrant ...