Lots of luvverly snow on the way. Who wants to bet the usual dickheads will
get stuck abd blame someone else.? (Not me, for one)
The note at the bottom shows that fog does have some uses, for the idiots at
least.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4463616.stm
Britain braced for heavy snowfall
Weather forecasters have warned that large parts of Britain will be hit by
heavy snow which is likely to cause disruption over the next four days.
Wintry conditions will hit northern Scotland in the early hours of Thursday,
before spreading to Northern Ireland and the north of England.
Southern parts of England are also expected to be affected overnight on
Thursday and into Friday.
The Met Office has issued a severe weather warning ahead of the cold snap.
The warning stated: "Areas at highest risk for snow will be northern and
eastern Scotland along with Northern Ireland, where winds will also reach
severe gale force.
"Showers will fall widely as snow over high ground where local blizzard
conditions are expected giving significant accumulations of snow with
drifting.
There is a higher risk for Wales and south-west England on Friday,
especially over hills and moors.
Forecasters warn that there is a moderate risk of snow affecting southern
and central areas of England on Friday night and Saturday.
However, it is thought that by this stage most of it in other areas of the
UK will be restricted to high ground.
BBC Weather Forecaster Jay Wynne said: "Temperatures will remain low this
week with widespread night-time frosts.
"Generally, at nights we should see the thermometer dipping to around zero
to -2°C in the cities, and even colder in rural areas, with daytime
temperatures reaching a high of around 3 to 4°C.
"On Friday, it will feel more like -5 to -10°C in most of the towns and
cities across the UK due to the strength of the wind."
'Sensible driving'
More than 100 gritters and snowploughs in Aberdeenshire are already on
standby, in advance of the snowfall warnings.
Tom Mitchell, the council's head of operations, said: "Winter weather can
vary greatly from year to year, and our staff and equipment have been on
standby since last week."
Meanwhile, Lothian and Borders Police's Traffic Branch warned motorists to
take care on the roads after a number of fatal accidents in the region in
recent weeks.
Superintendent Phil O'Kane, branch commander, stressed the importance of
"sensible driving" in winter months.
Thick fog
He said: "The days get darker earlier and visibility is often poor due to
the combination of little light and adverse weather conditions."
Meanwhile, the thick fog which has accompanied wintry conditions in some
areas has prevented drivers on the M6 in Cumbria from being caught by speed
cameras.
The county's safety camera partnership has reported that more than 150
vehicles were caught travelling at 70mph on Tuesday night in a section of
contraflow near Tebay, where the temporary limit is 50mph.
However, the fog was so heavy that the cameras failed to even make out the
shape of some of them.
Adrian - 23 Nov 2005 18:27 GMT
> Superintendent Phil O'Kane, branch commander, stressed the importance
> of "sensible driving" in winter months.
>
> He said: "The days get darker earlier and visibility is often poor due
> to the combination of little light and adverse weather conditions."
Did he think of that all by himself? Or did he have help with it?
> The county's safety camera partnership has reported that more than 150
> vehicles were caught travelling at 70mph on Tuesday night in a section
> of contraflow near Tebay, where the temporary limit is 50mph.
>
> However, the fog was so heavy that the cameras failed to even make out
> the shape of some of them.
Bear in mind that the flash will be reflecting straight back off the water
droplets - just as main beam does - and it *might* not be *quite* such
suicidal fuckwittery as it first appears.
On the other hand, though, it probably is.
iakobski - 24 Nov 2005 09:37 GMT
>> Did he think of that all by himself? Or did he have help with it?
Someone wrote in to R4 yesterday to complain that the weather forecast
always mentions any bad driving conditions and tells drivers to be
careful - why don't they mention slippery pavements, blah blah blah.
Then it dawned on me - they have to tell drivers if they might need to
be more careful in bad weather - because 50% are too fcuking stupid to
work it out for themselves!
Kev - 24 Nov 2005 15:07 GMT
>>> Did he think of that all by himself? Or did he have help with it?
>
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> be more careful in bad weather - because 50% are too fcuking stupid to
> work it out for themselves!
I cant disagree with you.
McKev
Kev - 23 Nov 2005 18:29 GMT
> Lots of luvverly snow on the way. Who wants to bet the usual dickheads
> will get stuck abd blame someone else.? (Not me, for one)
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4463616.stm
"Meanwhile, the thick fog which has accompanied wintry conditions in some
areas has prevented drivers on the M6 in Cumbria from being caught by speed
cameras.
The county's safety camera partnership has reported that more than 150
vehicles were caught travelling at 70mph on Tuesday night in a section of
contraflow near Tebay, where the temporary limit is 50mph.
However, the fog was so heavy that the cameras failed to even make out the
shape of some of them."
A smile crept across my face as I read this part. So much for speed camera.
If Id paid responded to every NIP and paid every fine that I've had
recently on the A1 north of N'castle then id have been banned twice over.
These fuckin cameras should be banned.
McKev
Ian - 23 Nov 2005 19:55 GMT
"Brimstone" wrote in message
> Lots of luvverly snow on the way. Who wants to bet the usual dickheads
> will get stuck abd blame someone else.? (Not me, for one)
>
> The note at the bottom shows that fog does have some uses, for the idiots
> at least.
Oh good, I can do the school run in the 4x4 without the usual complaints
here. The blankets and wellies are always in the back of the car, together
with two tow ropes. I must add a shovel I guess for the next few days.
Sounds like fun.
Ian
NeedforSwede2 - 23 Nov 2005 21:53 GMT
>Oh good, I can do the school run in the 4x4 without the usual complaints
>here. The blankets and wellies are always in the back of the car, together
>with two tow ropes. I must add a shovel I guess for the next few days.
>Sounds like fun.
Does driving in the falling snow with the top down on a convertible work
same as with rain? If you keep the speed up, you only get damp? ;)
Must try it if we see some. I expect an egg cup full all winter, but
when it drops, the centre of manchester and the surrounding forty mile
diameter will grind to a halt as wagons spontaneously fall over, and
cars face the wrong way.

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Harry Bloomfield - 23 Nov 2005 21:10 GMT
Brimstone explained on 23/11/2005 :
> Lots of luvverly snow on the way.
Good, good :-)
> Who wants to bet the usual dickheads will
> get stuck abd blame someone else.? (Not me, for one)
I tend to find that the first taste of it deters the amateurs who
either decide to stay at home the next day, or they end up stuck in a
ditch. More room for the rest of us.

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DanTXD - 24 Nov 2005 02:34 GMT
> Brimstone explained on 23/11/2005 :
>> Lots of luvverly snow on the way.
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> decide to stay at home the next day, or they end up stuck in a ditch. More
> room for the rest of us.
I tend to go out and exercise the handbrake on empty roads myself - never
found a ditch yet :)

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Phillip Kyle - 25 Nov 2005 22:19 GMT
> Brimstone explained on 23/11/2005 :
>> Lots of luvverly snow on the way.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> either decide to stay at home the next day, or they end up stuck in a
> ditch. More room for the rest of us.
Translation: I'm stupid enough to go out driving in blizzards.

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Craig Davies - 24 Nov 2005 18:02 GMT
> Lots of luvverly snow on the way. Who wants to bet the usual dickheads will
> get stuck abd blame someone else.? (Not me, for one)
I wont have that problem, I dont live in the valleys and by the sea