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Car Forum / Volvo Cars / May 2005

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Vita van Horne - 15 May 2005 08:59 GMT
Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
Goteburg, Sweden. I drove my 245L volvo over from germany, and now it has
broken down. I tried to clean ze points, and then I also tried to test the
amperages, but unfortunately the Swedish mechanic says my car must now be
destroyed. A person on the internet said i should go drive my 245L off a
cliff. I cannot even do this as it won't go out of 'PARC'. Please, can
anyone help me? I am willing to trade sexual favours!!

Vita van Horne
www.chickswithdicks.com
Bev A. Kupf - 15 May 2005 12:54 GMT
> Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
> Goteburg, Sweden.

No, you're not.  You're in Adelaide, Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.61.5.204

203.61.5.204 resolves to "1cust204.tnt4.adl1.da.uu.net.", which places
you in Adelaide.

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Vita van Horne - 15 May 2005 13:49 GMT
no sh.t sherlock!

> > Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
> > Goteburg, Sweden.
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> 203.61.5.204 resolves to "1cust204.tnt4.adl1.da.uu.net.", which places
> you in Adelaide.
jg - 15 May 2005 15:20 GMT
> > Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
> > Goteburg, Sweden.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> 203.61.5.204 resolves to "1cust204.tnt4.adl1.da.uu.net.", which places
> you in Adelaide.

You mean you thought it was genuine before that?
Bev A. Kupf - 15 May 2005 15:39 GMT
>> > Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
>> > Goteburg, Sweden.
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>>
> You mean you thought it was genuine before that?

How is that implied by demonstrating that even the posting host isn't
from the country claimed?

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jg - 15 May 2005 23:04 GMT
> >> > Hello volvos. My name is Vita van Horne. I am a German tourist visiting
> >> > Goteburg, Sweden.
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> How is that implied by demonstrating that even the posting host isn't
> from the country claimed?

Why bother checking unless you thought more proof was necessary?
Bev A. Kupf - 15 May 2005 23:08 GMT
> Why bother checking unless you thought more proof was necessary?

Why bother doing anything?  Lazy Sunday?

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Vita van Horne - 16 May 2005 02:55 GMT
you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.

> > Why bother checking unless you thought more proof was necessary?
>
> Why bother doing anything?  Lazy Sunday?
Bev A. Kupf - 16 May 2005 03:47 GMT
> you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.

Boy, you really get wigged out when it's pointed out that your
attempt to forge a post is really pathetic.  Learn to hide
your IP address before attempting that again.

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Vita van Horne - 16 May 2005 08:43 GMT
one must not take these things too seriously, old chap.

i am sorry that you live in such a serious, humourless world.

> > you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.
>
> Boy, you really get wigged out when it's pointed out that your
> attempt to forge a post is really pathetic.  Learn to hide
> your IP address before attempting that again.
Michael Pardee - 16 May 2005 19:27 GMT
> you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.

It's pathetic when a troll posts a pointless message and then calls a
knowledgable contributor an idiot. Children posing as adults are not cute.

Mike
jg - 16 May 2005 23:49 GMT
> > you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.
>
> It's pathetic when a troll posts a pointless message and then calls a
> knowledgable contributor an idiot. Children posing as adults are not cute.

Starting a flame on a volvo ng must be some kind of special achievement
though. I'd expect that on say, a Ford one....
Peter K L Milnes - 17 May 2005 00:28 GMT
Just "killfile" the silly old moo, end of annoyance.

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All the best, Peter.

700/900/90 Register Keeper,
Volvo Owners Club (UK).

>> you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.
>
> It's pathetic when a troll posts a pointless message and then calls a
> knowledgable contributor an idiot. Children posing as adults are not cute.
>
> Mike
Michael Pardee - 19 May 2005 00:14 GMT
> Just "killfile" the silly old moo, end of annoyance.

Hey - I'd never had to do that before. It works great! Silly child is gone
instantly and forever. Adults can get back to business.

Mike
Vita van Horne - 18 May 2005 15:51 GMT
even more pathetic when they take the bait! you are old and fat and have a
little dingaling!

> > you're just an idiot, thats all. relax.
>
> It's pathetic when a troll posts a pointless message and then calls a
> knowledgable contributor an idiot. Children posing as adults are not cute.
>
> Mike
Vita van Horne - 18 May 2005 15:55 GMT
Also I am eratic DAtch LADY with a heavy pink clit!!!!

Dahhlings,
Frau Vita

PS GOGGOMOBIL IS BEST!!!!
 
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