Well, I bought a new VOLVO!!!

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Vita van Horne - 18 May 2005 16:28 GMT

greetings, Vulvas.
I bought myself an immaculate 244DL volvo. This princess is navy below the
coach stripe (picked out in IMMACULATE gold) and a light blue above. In the
evenings it reminds me of the skies above Goteburg, my favourite place in
the WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
Unfortunately, whenever I go over a bump in this car, everything seems to
shake and rattle uncontrollably. This also has the effect of stimulating my
clitoris to the point where a turn of the steering wheel makes me orgasm. I
fear catastrophic consequences for my fellow motorists if this problem is
not addressed NOW!!!!
The banging from the rear is most distrating also!
Please can someone help me smooth out my ride????

Love,
Vita van Horne.

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~^ beancounter ~^ - 18 May 2005 23:29 GMT

hummm...does the car steer straight when this occurs??

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Vita van Horne - 19 May 2005 03:36 GMT

Does it steer straight?

No! it veers uncontrollably to the left and the right as powerful waves of
ecstacy spread through my petit Prussian body frame, while lashings of fanny
juice are expelled thickly onto the plush mission brown double pile
house-carpet which some previous owner lovingly installed.

Could it be that my large Prussian breasts are simply jamming the moulded
vinyl steering wheel (also brown) and causing this to happen?

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~^ beancounter ~^ - 19 May 2005 04:00 GMT

yep...i thought that might be the case.....

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vinran1@bellsouth.net - 13 Jul 2005 14:24 GMT

So why don't you take a bath you fat Prussian hog.

And spare us all your disgusting adventures while you're at it.

>Does it steer straight?
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>Could it be that my large Prussian breasts are simply jamming the moulded
>vinyl steering wheel (also brown) and causing this to happen?

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