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Car Forum / Volvo Cars / May 2005Is the volvo a Lesbian mobile?
Ladies and Gentlemen, a question. My partner, Jhabelle, wants me to buy a Renault 12. I think however that the Volvo 265GLE is the ultimate lesbomobile. Smooth, quiet, and with a great surge of power between my legs (yes, I drive whilst seated on the gear lever, and yes, i prefer manual). Boxy, boring, brutal, just like most of our kind. Can anyone help me choose? Remember that i weigh 400lb. Thankyou, Janis, in Danmark! >Ladies and Gentlemen, a question. My partner, Jhabelle, wants me to buy a >Renault 12. I think however that the Volvo 265GLE is the ultimate [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Thankyou, Janis, in Danmark! Maybe abuse@mci.com can help you with your problem. BTW, you are boring unimaginative idiot. You scare me!!! Soon I will no longer be able to contain my lips within myself, they will escape and flutter like the wings of a butterfly. > Maybe abuse@mci.com can help you with your problem. > BTW, you are boring unimaginative idiot. >You scare me!!! Soon I will no longer be able to contain my lips within >myself, they will escape and flutter like the wings of a butterfly. > >> Maybe abuse@mci.com can help you with your problem. >> BTW, you are boring unimaginative idiot. Lesbian mobile? What kind of f.cking moron comes up with that kind of sh.t? Who gives a rats a.s? They are more important things going on in the world today that should be worried about...Idiots yes. it is important that i drive a car which readily identifies me as a lesbian. a suzuki sierra SIMPLY DOES NOT do it for me, i wish to be a tasteful lesbian, not a pantie thrower at a KD Lang concert (usually its more like tent throwing than pantie throwing). do you wear panties? > Lesbian mobile? What kind of f.cking moron comes up with that kind of > sh.t? Who gives a rats a.s? They are more important things going on in > the world today that should be worried about...Idiots >yes. it is important that i drive a car which readily identifies me as a >lesbian. a suzuki sierra SIMPLY DOES NOT do it for me, i wish to be a >tasteful lesbian, not a pantie thrower at a KD Lang concert (usually its >more like tent throwing than pantie throwing). > >do you wear panties? Something like this? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/ MMMMMM i have been looking for something just like this. i intend to use it when driving. i wonder if my insurance company would reject a claim if i were to spontaneously crash upon earth shaking orgasmic release? do you think fanny juices will wash out of the brown brushed nylon seating without leaving behind that special smell of a sexy, fertile lady? > >yes. it is important that i drive a car which readily identifies me as a > >lesbian. a suzuki sierra SIMPLY DOES NOT do it for me, i wish to be a [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/ |
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