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Re: Polish Joke

feral	19 Feb 2005 10:12
>>> whoosh >>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >> > Whale Ill beef Hoooked :_) Shite, you just started a sentence with a capital. :-P And I said you didn't have a pretty side, it might be starting to show. We shan't hold our combined breaths though. Signature Take Care. Feral

atec	19 Feb 2005 10:01
>>whoosh >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > problem. Scientists to study "non-drinking Irish actor" right after > Big Foot, Tooth Fairy" Whale Ill beef Hoooked :_)

Toby Ponsenby	19 Feb 2005 09:45
> whoosh > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> and even that is like now often wrong... >> You really have the greeks disease.. OK, not an Irish Joke. Really. From www.fark.com. Today "Irish-born actor Liam Neeson claims he doesn't have a drinking problem. Scientists to study "non-drinking Irish actor" right after Big Foot, Tooth Fairy" Signature Toby quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

Smee	19 Feb 2005 07:15
whoosh >> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? >> More Yank shite to pollute australia with? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > and even that is like now often wrong... > You really have the greeks disease..

atec	19 Feb 2005 02:39
> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? > More Yank shite to pollute australia with? > f.ck off Yank lover! Apart from still being a biatch smee you worry most of the semi normal folk in here... only time you show is to flap your gums over bullshite and even that is like now often wrong... You really have the greeks disease..

Smee	19 Feb 2005 01:59
what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? More Yank shite to pollute australia with? f.ck off Yank lover! > A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > shelf in bathroom. > I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

Firthy

18 Feb 2005 22:52

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

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