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Re: Polish Joke

feral	20 Feb 2005 05:31
> feral <plonked@home.ru> wrote in news:4217f86b$0$27627$61c65585@un-2park- > reader-02.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au: [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Does she have a Niki? Now who can't spell? :-P Signature Take Care. Feral

Ron	20 Feb 2005 04:18
feral <plonked@home.ru> wrote in news:4217f86b$0$27627$61c65585@un-2park- reader-02.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au: >>>No, FSO's (Fiat Copies). I doubt they could spell Jaguar :-) >> >> That'd be FSM. As in the FSM Niki. >> > My wifey feels better now. :-) Does she have a Niki?

feral	20 Feb 2005 02:42
>>No, FSO's (Fiat Copies). I doubt they could spell Jaguar :-) > > That'd be FSM. As in the FSM Niki. My wifey feels better now. :-) Signature Take Care. Feral

athol	20 Feb 2005 01:26
> No, FSO's (Fiat Copies). I doubt they could spell Jaguar :-) That'd be FSM. As in the FSM Niki. Signature Athol <http://cust.idl.com.au/athol> Linux Registered User # 254000 I'm a Libran Engineer. I don't argue, I discuss.

Ron	20 Feb 2005 00:31
feral <plonked@home.ru> wrote in news:4217c109$0$27629$61c65585@un-2park-reader-02.sydney.pipenetworks.com .au: >> The Pols really are that bad. I had no idea until I saw a few in >> action on a UN Mission :-) [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Next you'll be telling us, they all drive Jags. :-P No, FSO's (Fiat Copies). I doubt they could spell Jaguar :-)

feral	19 Feb 2005 22:46
> The Pols really are that bad. I had no idea until I saw a few in action on > a UN Mission :-) > > Yes we joke about the Irish, the rest of the world Polish, and with good > reason. Next you'll be telling us, they all drive Jags. :-P Signature Take Care. Feral

Ron

19 Feb 2005 22:06

Graham W <zebedee@alphalink.commercial.au> wrote in news:37p5njF5g13q7U1
@individual.net:

>> You miss the point don't you?
>> Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us
>> AUSSIES?
>
> Somehow "irish remover" just doesn't work the same.

The Pols really are that bad. I had no idea until I saw a few in action on
a UN Mission :-)

Yes we joke about the Irish, the rest of the world Polish, and with good
reason.

Ron

Graham W	19 Feb 2005 15:54
> You miss the point don't you? > Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us > AUSSIES? Somehow "irish remover" just doesn't work the same.

Smee	19 Feb 2005 07:15
You miss the point don't you? Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us AUSSIES? >> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? >> More Yank shite to pollute australia with? >> f.ck off Yank lover! > > Oh FFS! with comments like that you must have serious issues. it was a > joke no matter where it comes from a joke is a joke as in humour.

Dan---------	19 Feb 2005 02:10
> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? > More Yank shite to pollute australia with? > f.ck off Yank lover! Oh FFS! with comments like that you must have serious issues. it was a joke no matter where it comes from a joke is a joke as in humour. Signature Regards Dan "In all of us there is a lawless side like a wild beast, that peers out during sleep" - Jim Steinman

Smee	19 Feb 2005 01:59
what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? More Yank shite to pollute australia with? f.ck off Yank lover! > A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > shelf in bathroom. > I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

Firthy

18 Feb 2005 22:52

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

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