Re: Polish Joke

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Re: Polish Joke

Clockmeister	20 Feb 2005 21:07
> > > why kiwis , shouldnt it be ubekistani's > > > > Because traditionally it's your neighbouring country, silly. > > > AAH, so Poland IS right next door to the USA? That's what they think, probably. I was under the impression that they were always poking fun at the Canadians.

Steve	20 Feb 2005 04:28
> > why kiwis , shouldnt it be ubekistani's > > Because traditionally it's your neighbouring country, silly. AAH, so Poland IS right next door to the USA?

Clockmeister	19 Feb 2005 16:57
> why kiwis , shouldnt it be ubekistani's Because traditionally it's your neighbouring country, silly.

corks	19 Feb 2005 10:56
why kiwis , shouldnt it be ubekistani's -- cb250rs->gpx600r->xj650->fzs600->zx7r->900ss->zx636r->yzf750r->trx850 > > You miss the point don't you? > > Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us > AUSSIES? > > Why Irish? Shouldn't it be Kiwi's?

Clockmeister	19 Feb 2005 09:10
> You miss the point don't you? > Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us AUSSIES? Why Irish? Shouldn't it be Kiwi's?

Smee	19 Feb 2005 07:15
You miss the point don't you? Yes it was funny but couln't the op have changed it to irish for us AUSSIES? >> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? >> More Yank shite to pollute australia with? >> f.ck off Yank lover! > > Oh FFS! with comments like that you must have serious issues. it was a > joke no matter where it comes from a joke is a joke as in humour.

Dan---------	19 Feb 2005 02:10
> what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? > More Yank shite to pollute australia with? > f.ck off Yank lover! Oh FFS! with comments like that you must have serious issues. it was a joke no matter where it comes from a joke is a joke as in humour. Signature Regards Dan "In all of us there is a lawless side like a wild beast, that peers out during sleep" - Jim Steinman

Smee	19 Feb 2005 01:59
what are we telling Polish jokes instead of Irish jokes now? More Yank shite to pollute australia with? f.ck off Yank lover! > A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > shelf in bathroom. > I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

Firthy

18 Feb 2005 22:52

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."

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