Don't get me started on this issue. The last straw with Dell was when I got a guy on the phone
Can I have your name ............. I tell him Can I have your address, zipcode and telephone number.....I tell him
Him.... he repeats everything using the Navel method of spellin B for Bravo etc., all the way thru my name, address and telephone number How can I help you My computer will not boot Is your computer on Yes, it is on Let me see if I understand, your computor is on, but won't boot up, is that correct Yes Can you tell me when this started Just before I called you So your computer was was working up and until you called Dell No, my computer doesn't work that is why I called Dell Let me see, sir if I understand, your computer was working, then it stopped working so you called tech support Yes Okay so the computer was working then stopped, and now it does not work and that is why you called here YES May I have your computers Express service code I enetered that in, when I called I understand, but I still need it I give it to him Would you turn off the computer, and remove the power cord, and remove the battery ( I did what he said) (Me) Okay. cord removed battery out (Him) Okay so I am clear, you have removed the power cord and removed the battery YES Would you please put the battery in, attach the power cord and power up the computer Okay done It will not boot Sir, am I correct that you have removed the battery, removed the power cord, and then put the battery back in, and attached the power cord? YES What do you see NOTHING Sir, please bear with me, but have you had this problem before NO YOU DUMB f.ck and hung up. The next morning I called my IT guy, he comes over and uses a special boot disk, one that does not come with Dell Computers Computer bots up just fine......... You got mail........ Our records indicate you called Dell on (date) would you mind filling out this questionaire about the qualityof service from our technical department.
Now Dell claims that if you have a broadband hook up, with the customers permission they will fix the problem from their facilities and talk you thru each step as they go thru your screens and files.
This could be VERY interesting, talk about big brother watching you.
BG
> I had some problems with drop out on my Vonage voice over Internet > phone service so I called tech support. First four times I called I spoke [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > I'm sure the companies are saving a bundle by operating like that, but > customer service sure has dropped. |