Why, will the GM Union mafia hunt me down?
Gasp, you're right!   I am soooo sorry!

Stop behaving like a Chevy nazi.
Variety is the spice of life..

Good idea:

A better one, don't brag you drive fords!

LOFL

So, there I was, wrestling with the cheap chinese antenna that came with
my 16 yo boy's 1968 Chevy pickup (short stepside 4x4), when just as I
gave up in frustration with an oath to go buy a brand new antenna and
speakers for the damn thing, I walk by the 62 Daytona convertible, and
the batter rear bumper reaches out and bangs my right knee something
fierce!  Now, that bumper was used hard earlier in it's life, and was
canted out almost at a right angle from the body.  I have had a   used
one of the same vintage sitting in my garage for about a year - so in a
fit of pain-induced adrenaline, I got out the "new" bumper and my
tools.  I took the old one off and took the bent bracket to the large
anvil in the back of the shop, where after 10 minutes or so of beating
it with a LARGE hammer, it gave up and straightened out. I put it and
the new bumper back on, and bolted up the bumper guards and license
plate lights.  Then I straightened out a couple of small dings along the
bottom of the bumper using my all around tool (crescent wrench) and bam,
baby!  Not quite even between left and right sides, but a hell of a lot
better than the old one!  The wife is happy, too.  Don't know why it
took me so long to do it - I'll blame it on PTSD.

Dan Kay
61 Lark VIII
61 Lark Daytona convertible
68 Chevy pickup
2003 RE Bullet
2004 HD Fatboy
2003 F350 Dually 4x4
2004 Ford Escape
I won't attempt to list all my firearms, the feds may be watching...