I am so upset. Slip my gay lover has left me and now Jonz has too. What
will I do. My paper plane crashed and crumpled and my Lancia 037 scale
model fell apart. Life sucks. It really sucks to be me.

So were all working for the government,
bend over,were going to work with guns,
to spell a code accross the state,
Were going to run the government through,Jesse,

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY...
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           1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
           2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....

just notice my air bag light is on when i am driving n e one have n e
ideas on wot the problem would b?

I know that these came from the good old USA, but worth passing on on a
Monday.
there is some motoring references
Number One Idiot of 2007

They didn't get very far because I still have 3/4 of a tank and that's
about how much I remember being in there.
Couple of nice dents in my body work and the petrol door hinge is
buggered. Insurance excess is $500 (ouch)

http://www.carpoint.com.au/car-review/2880295.aspx
The Ford Motor Company's Executive Vice President of Asia Pacific and
Africa, John Parker, has announced the appointment of William (Bill) H.
Osborne to the role of President of Ford Australia.

well i have been reading up on this forum and i dont understand i thought this
was for people to leave messages and question about vehicles.
all i have read is absolute sh.t talk about nothing i very dissappointed
car enthuasist

I'm currently restoring my beloved 73 Chrysler and wish to get some bits and
pieces chromed.  I've heard it said that chrome plating in Sydney is
relatively expensive and not always the best quality - something about the
safer chemicals used these days.

I'm getting aboard the Pacific Sum tomorrow Morning for 7 nights out in
the Pacific
just hope this sh.t weather pisses off to
Seeya

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23057613-5001028,00.html
Beats rootin' sheep, I suppose.   ;-)

Saw a new Mistubitchy Grey metalic ute in the carpark doing a burnouts
to find a carpark spot,
Must have been impressing his boyfriend or was that a girl - I
couldn't tell - LOL

I just pasted this bit from the web site for those of you who don't want to
read the whole story. For those who do, here it is here.  Apologies if it's
already been discussed.
http://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/toyota-ft-hs.htm

http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/01/11/Bus_drivers_demand_extra_protecti
on_after_spate_of_attacks_
"The driver had been travelling through Rooty Hill when a man stopped in
front of him, yelling abuse and attacked the front of the bus with a bat."
"NSW Deputy Premier John ...