WTF?

All,
A few issues with my 500CS TQ:
No Speedometer or odometer functionality - Tried another speedo;
Nothing.  Heard of a trans pickup sensor.  Where can I find it on the

One Million Electric cars by 2020 in Germany
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How it happened that Audi  has now the ugliest front amongst the modern
cars?
I'd like to buy a new Audi again but I cannot stand the ugliest ever front
appearance

Here's a before/after GIF animation showing the chrome and cross bar
painted to reduce the "joker face" appearance of the stock B6 A4
http://webpages.charter.net/dwarner2/Grille.gif
If I buy one, I'll probably have it done.  Looks too much like a

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I am having problems with my 1993 Audi a4 quattro AWD Sedan
Transmission,  the dashboard panel where it tells you (P-N-D-3-2-1) is
lit up and when I drove the car I noticed the transmission will not
shift. The rpm go up but the transmission will not shift from 1st

I need to change the A/C pump on my A4 2000.5. Is there anything that
I need to know befroe I attempt the job? I really don't care if the A/
C works but the old one is making so much noise that I want to replace
it. Any suggestions?