My steering wheel has two years of gook on it now.  Some of it is from me
and my dirty hands.  Most of it is from my wife and her danged lotion.  I'm
driving, and she asks, "Honey, do you want some lotion, too?", as she
slathers herself with lotion.

I have a 2006 2500 with a Cummins.  On the overhead readout, how accurate is
the readout for MPG.  When you punch it, how long does it take until it gets
to a steady reading that's accurate?
Steve

How do I get my OBDs to show on my panel lights.  Turning on and off the
ignition has been discussed, but I'm not sure.  And when I do get the
readings, where do I go to read about how to interpret them?  I know they
become looser as the vehicle ages on turning loose these ...

I have a 06 Dodge 2500 4wd short bed with Cummins turbo.  My mpg was showing
to be around 16 on the overhead display on a 200 mile trip.  On the return,
gaining 1700' elevation over the 200 miles, it dropped to 15.5 or so.  Then
I figured miles on odometer divided by gallons over ...

Just got this in - engine sounds OK with slight hissing noise - (vacuu
leak?) but runs very rich, black smoke out tailpipe, and check engin
light on.  Do these motors have history of this kind of problem?  Any hel
is appreciated - am considering buying this no not able to dig too ...

The right side is constantly lit, when the key is in ON position.
I did change out some bulbs, then it started working fine, but today the
light stays on the whole time even when the switch is not in the position of
the afflicted one. When you put the switch in the position for the ...

Almost have my 1st wife convinced to go to South Mexico (or Central) next
March for our 30th. What is the weather generally like in early March?  She
would want me to bring the 5th Wheel. (I know, get Mex Ins)  Whereabouts are
you?

As weird as this question is going to sound, I have to ask just the
same as it's quite important.
"How FAR can a 2005 Durango travel with NO OIL in the Transfer Case ?
I asked a local mechanic and he said it wouldn't go very far at all

OK, what's the best shop manual for the 2500 (mine is a 2004)? It is
reaching the stage where I'm going to have to do some maintenance on
it and a good book is always nice to have on hand!

Just got word from my dealer that they have been told they must buy out
the nearby Chrysler dealer or sell to them.  The two dealerships are
about 1 mile apart.  My dealer stated they don't have the cash to buy
the Chrysler/Jeep dealer out so they are selling.

My poor Dak is slowly falling to pieces :)
Not really, but I do have two new questions, completely unrelated, but I
don't want to overburden the ng with too many posts:
1.  When I turn on the truck, as it starts up, it gives a single "ding",

What can anyone tell me about the conversions available that add propane to
diesel fuel in turbo engines?  I have a '06 Dodge 2500 with Cummins turbo.
A friend of mine has a car lot.  His dad is in the business of doing these
conversions.  Of course, he says mileage increases, ...

I hadn't seen these before. Nobody else has them. Gauge pods for the
2nd gen Ram. They look OEM.
http://www.maddogmanufacturing.com/

2001 Dakota, 4x4
I've suspected it's been off since the beams were adjusted (it returned
from overseas, where they drive on the "wrong" side of the road).  This
morning, heavy fog, I could hardly see:  My low beams meet at a point

I've emptied the first 120z can of R134a into my truck's AC via the
low-pressure point and it's still not even up to 25psi.
Is it possible the low-pressure valve is actually the leak?  I noted at
one point when I took the hose off, dye bubbled up around the valve pin.