http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-chase07.html
October 7, 2005
BY DAN ROZEK Staff Reporter Advertisement
A driver turned off his headlights and accelerated to an estimated 100

Hi, I was hit by an insured motorist yesterday, however I am uninsured.
I need to avoid getting my license suspended by the DMV (her car likely
has more than $750 damage). Does anybody know how compelled the
insurance company (AAA) is going to be to report the accident to the ...

Sorry lads, I don't normally cross post, but this is hilarious and I
thought you'd all get a laugh.  The article is 2 years old, but it's
still funny.
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I've been complaining about this for years. General Murders & Ford
brainwash people into being killers.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051013/automobileadverts_s
urvey_20051013/20051013
Dangerous driving prominent in car ads: study

A co-worker said he got pulled over this weekend.
The cop said it was because his left tail light was out.
Well, his tail light has not only been out, but it's been completely
missing for about 5 years and he's never been hassled before.

St. Petersburg, Florida -- Police are investigating a bizarre hit and run
crash.
http://www.tampabays10.com/thismorning/thismorning_article.aspx?storyid=20176
93 years old and still driving... Wow...

http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosinsider/0510/17/A01-351179.htm
WAYNE -- Ken Pool is making good money. On weekdays, he shows up at 7 a.m.
at Ford Motor Co.'s Michigan Truck Plant in Wayne, signs in, and then starts
working -- on a crossword puzzle. Pool hates the monotony, but ...

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051015/BUSINESS/51015031
1/1003
Extreme diesel prices punch economy hard
Truckers pay near-record highs
Article Published: 10/15/05

I am going to Kansas City this week under a
tight schedule and am going to Wardway Plaza
shopping Center (on Wardway Parkway) during
the evening rush hour (coming from I35 from

The 86 year old guy who drove his car into a farmer's market and killed
10 people a couple years back.  I just did a search and could find
nothing recent!  Was the whole thing just swept under the rug as
expected?

I pissed on my car seat when I accidentally stepped on the gas pedle.
I meant to step on the break so my car went into a tree.  Thats when I
pissed on my seat.  How do I remove the piss?  By the way, my
insurance man said my car is totaled.  What does that mean?

Return them to the manufacturer?

We all know hit&runners love to murder someone and then abandon the car
and claim it was stolen by wild teens and joyrided. That is a lot more
believable if you drive a dodge viper as opposed to a dodge neon.

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