This story and the accompanying photos came to me today in one of
those email chains that are wastiung bandwidth all around the 'net.

While the South Australian government is preaching the "Speed Kills"
mantra like so many governments around the world, I was surprised to see
that they're also trying to quash inattentive driving.  Some of you may
be interested to see these advertisements:

Some pics from my trip over the weekend.
And you thought the only way to pull up to a gas pump was to drive up
alongside. Not sure why this MFFY felt the need to back up
perpendicular to the row of pumps, but he certainly didn't mind the

Once they have your fingers they can frame you for anything.
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/14155275.htm
Pulled over in Kansas? Get ready to show your license, registration —
and fingerprints By BENITA Y. WILLIAMSThe Kansas City Star

There's a Cadillac TV commercial where two guys are parking
their respective cars in a parking garage.
One guy starts slowly backing into a space labeled "CEO", and
a second guy slides his car into the adjacent (?) space.  Then

So I'm driving back from Tucson westbound on I-8. I'm passing through
the Laguna Mountains when I spot stopped traffic ahead. Thinking
another Coyote rolled his pickup truck full of wetbacks all over the
road, I duck off at Buckman Springs Road and take Old US 80. As I

Is now available and you are one of the first people in america to
capitalize on its incredible fuel savings power!
You have just found the most awesome business opportunity available
this century!

Ron Turner of the concord,ca police department is a DIRTY
black pig cop he gives people tickets that have 525lbs. in a
1 ton pu truck and this is what the ticket had on it :
for overloaded tire load range.  the tire load range on ea.

As a democratic country, where the government seems to care about its
people, Venezuela's petro (gasoline) price is about 95% lower that of
Australia and the US. As the fuel prices climb, our groceries also get
jacked up as well. The question is how high would the fuel cost have to

Good thing the truth-in-advertising laws don't apply to license
plates. Her vanity plate read a variation of the phrase "Fly Girl,"
but in reality she was a SLOTH GIRL. Amazingly enough, she was driving
a BMW sedan on the same stretch of road as the other BMW from a couple

For using selective yellow HID bulbs in my headlamps.  I actually got
these bulbs back in early January and have had no problems (till today).
 I wasn't cited in either case (probably because they're not explicitly
illegal in VA).

I haven't been to Tucson for about a year now. I was pleasantly
surprised to find that I-10 has been widened to six lanes all the way
to Tangerine Road in Marana - and it really makes a huge difference -
at least on a Saturday afternoon. Now if they would only widen it the

None of my cars have ever had one.  I guess the idea is you don't need
to change the fluid that ofter and if they put a plug in, it may leak.
But by forcing people to pull the pan to drain the fluid - well... that
is even more likely to cause a leak if you don't get the gasket lined

#1  The South is slow.
In what way?  The motorists in the suburbs of Charleston South Carolina
drive faster than most angelinos or Orange Countonians in CA!!!  They
don't even talk slow as some people claim.  Its only that sometimes the