Well, it seems like we have found the next source of our gas, and we don't
have to rely on inherently unstable parts of the world to get it. We have
states that are full of this stuff!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060304/ap_on_sc/cow_dung_gasoline

People really amaze me.  I was shopping today in one of those
wholesale clubs.  I had a big flat cart so I could buy salt for the
softener.  Well some lady comes up behind me, and cuts in front to
"look at something".  Of course, the something was electronics, and it

It looks like all the SanFrancisco homosexuals are all changing mates.
The last time I drove thru there the highways were littered with
penises. I heard that when faggots dump their mate they chop off his
penis. That explains them along the roads.

I ran across a very strange overhead sign in Culver City, CA (4 miles north
of LAX).
On northbound Sepulveda Blvd. (former CA-7, no current route number), there
are 4 lanes which split 3-2 (3 lanes veer northwest to follow Sepulveda

Just realized something today, while driving home from work...
you know, I think part of the reason many people find driving the speed
limit so painful is that, frankly, their cars just suck.  I mean, I know
mine does.  It's an '05 Impala; it's an American version of the Toyota

There is no hope for us.  The average driver's abilities in the U.S. have
deteriorated to the point where you can drive on a flat tire until it BURSTS
INTO FLAMES, and not be aware that anything is wrong, because the idiot
light on the dash didn't light up.

Have you ever noticed how Sloths hate it when a vehicle even more
Slothy than theirs gets in their way? Tonight, for example, my shuttle
bus was cut off by multiple Sloths who absolutely HAD TO get into the
right lane in order to make a right turn. But instead of continuing on

http://www.wral.com/news/7651436/detail.html
Authorities Search For Answers In UNC Hit-And-Run
Six Hurt As SUV Plows Into Student-Filled 'Pit'
POSTED: 12:30 pm EST March 3, 2006

Doesnt this road trip look just awesome?
Is this a very remote, wild area, or there are lots of visitors?
Would a 4x4 SUV be necessary?
http://tinyurl.com/ggdob

I came out of a store today and found some f.cker had busted my
taillite.  No note on my car, no police report, no nothing.  They
busted it and just drove away.  Well, I am not going to tolerate this.
I just arrived home, and as soon as I walked in the door I loaded by

Updates are available at Floodgap Roadgap, my personal collection of
roadgeekery mostly focused on California and western United States, but
with some exhibits of broader appeal as well.
- US 395 is now completed! The US 395 Three Flags Highway exhibit includes

Killed a 3 y.O. kid.  Why didn't he get life?
http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/news/local/crime_courts/1386
6766.htm?source=rss&channel=myrtlebeachonline_crime_courts
Teen gets 21 years for deliberate crash
By Kenneth A. Gailliard The Sun News

Elderly pedestrian crossing confrontation
with a Mercedes driver and Airbag deployment.
Although I'm a proud Mercedes driver, I have to take the side of the
Old Lady and wished this tape would also show the aftermath of this

I'm on vacation in Arizona, which is nice, 'cause it's fifteen below
zero and snowing at home. Our rental car (from Enterprise) is an '06
Charger. Having lived with it for a week and 800 miles now, I must
report that I don't like it, partly because of what's entailed in it

Check out this video... Interesting.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5366552067462745475