One of Alex Trebek's (the host of the syndicated game show Jeopardy)
favorite topics is called "Stupid Answers".  This category consists of
questions whose answers are obvious from the wording of the question,
questions as obvious as the classic:

This HOV lane bus crash reminds me of a similar incodent from 2005:
http://tinyurl.com/asw62
This (drunk) guy came flying up the left-side HOV lane exit ramp, just
like the bus driver in Atlanta did, only this time there was a high

How congested is I-15 on the Barstow-Las Vegas on Sunday mornings (in
March)? Thanks.

Heads up, Brent.
WGN is reporting that the ISP is going to "vigorously enforce" the new
45 MPH speed limit on the Dan Ryan expressway during this next phase
of the $975 million reconstruction project.

I was inspired by this tale:
 http://groups.google.co.nz/group/nz.general/msg/32ed70a1e4745df4
What's your worst experience?

From the Indy Star.
February 21, 2007
Driver wounded in confrontation
Metropolitan police are investigating a shooting on the Northside that

Now practically everyone is a terrorist....
via fark.com:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1000/1000981_help_us_spot_terroris
ts__police.html
* Do you know anyone who travels but is vague on where they're going?

So there's this road near where I live with ALL the major businesses on it.
You know, the wally world supercenter, the mall, the major supermarkets, the
home improvement warehouses, strip malls, etc.  This road gets backed up for
miles, usually.  Every day.  The backup is usually ...

OpEd Piece | Cincinnati Enquirer enquirer.com
By: Ray Cooklis  Thursday, March 1, 2007
This week's news that a computer systems analyst is taking his $100
speeding ticket to the Ohio Supreme Court on what looks like a

The good news: The idiot driving this bus took out both himself and
his wife, so the gene pool is safe from that particular threat.
The bad news: in the process, this moron took 4 innocent lives and
injured many others.

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Something I've been wondering. Would it not be better to have
the 'yellow' stage of the cycle at the start rather than the end?
For example, the light goes straight from green to red, and the
driver brakes if he can do so safely, otherwise continues on.

Driving too slow no reason for stop
Ohio court tosses DUI conviction
BY DAN HORN | ENQUIRER.COM
Driving too slow on the highway is not reason enough for police to

We'll see whether the link works.  A disturbing video.
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bc3f-9f368306064a','us','hotvideo_m_twiv','c1889','msnbc','','17380661','Pedestrian
struck by drunk driver')

That's the new T-shirt of a series that could change the world. Well,
first you gotta know who the dinosaur is, but I can tell you he's BIG,
STUPID and REFUSES TO EVOLVE. He may look like this...
http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/dino/Dinosaur-Giganotosaurus_carolinii-Illust.jpg