If you're under 18, or are uncomfortable about the discussion of sexual
intercourse, you CANNOT read on!
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Police in Baltimore arrest a 7-year-old for riding a motorized bike on
a sidewalk and haul him to the station house, in front of his mother.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17647997/from/RS.2/

When visiting a friend's house, do you:
A) Park on the street in front of their house?
B) Park in their driveway?
C) Park at an angle with your front wheels at the base of he driveway

For the idiot boy scouts out there that don't know, caltrops are tire-
flattening devices. They're a couple inches high and in the shape of
tetrahedron with a sharp point at each vertex.  No matter how they land, a
point is facing up.  They will be a great weapon to use against this ...

An interesting case of JLEDI...
On my way home today I was stopped at a light.  Two lanes going through,
I was the third car in the right lane, left lane had about 6 cars.
Light goes green, my lane doesn't move because two guys in front of me

I was coming back to Raleigh on US-64 yesterday between Tarboro NC and Rocky
Mount NC. The posted speed limit is 70 mph on this stretch. I was on cruise
control driving about 76,. Initially I was in the right lane, but I moved to
the left because I was rapidly catching a 2 Door ...

Isn't it amazing how driving too fast causes so many drivers to
spontaneously lose control and crash their cars?
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1621740.php
23-year-old dies in solo wreck

Don't drive with raw milk! (especially across state lines)
http://www.jbs.org/node/3082
"In many states, you can possess it, but the law prohibits its sale. It
is a violation of federal law to transport the substance across state

We've recently lost our son in an auto accident caused by a drunk driver
who drove without a driver license. The drunk driver and his buddies were
having a party in their fast moving truck when they hit my son's disable
car parked in the freeway shoulder, awaiting for the tow ...

Looks like some riceboy web site has a web crawler that seeks out any
video that has "Honda" in the description. It mindlessly roped in one
of my MFFYCam videos, even though it doesn't exactly cast the Honda
owner in the best light... :)

Here's a video for all you morons who still think your car alarm is
anything more than noise pollution.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/fv/fv.htm??g=5bee1ae6-e9c4-414b-8df0-08eb2ad5baa7&f=06/64
Here's a guy who breaks into multiple cars in broad daylight. Not only

Clustertruck: a "charlie-foxtrot" of trucks on the Interstate, half
doing SL-10 and the other half doing SL-1 for passing.
I encountered that enroute home from Kansas City on I-35.  It took
about 20 miles to get around the mess.  I estimate there were a couple

I bet this happens a lot more than it is reported.
http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/4627538.html
 March 13, 2007, 10:09PM
 Prosecutor: Billings man blamed unicorn for drunken-driving crash

It's time to see California State Route 129 w/ a dash of habanero pepper.
The exhibition's on display at the Worldwide Highway Library and can be
download in three different manners:
(1)  Analog hyperlink:  http://worldwide-hwys.calrog.com/ca-129.wmv