Errors cost Aurora officer his life
By Carlos Illescas
Denver Post Staff Writer
Article Last Updated: 08/31/2007 04:40:29 PM MDT

My route to work includes a heavily-congested section of Sepulveda
Blvd. in Sherman Oaks (L.A.), CA which goes past a fire station.  Each
day I dutifully stop before the driveway, and wait for other cars to
clear the driveway to the point that I can cross the driveway without

This just proves what a bunch of selfish fuckheads many SoCal drivers are.
Couldn't be bothered to get out of the car to take care of the biker you
just hit, you prick?
Real justice would involve someone doing something similar to Martinez, but

I am really drunk right now.  I am driving 75mph while talking on my
cell, typing this message on my laptop, eating a sub sandwich, and
drinking a fifth of whisky.  I just gave the finger to the guy that
passed me too, and am loading my handgun in case he passes me again.

My testicles got stuck in my seatbelt and caused me to have an
accident.  I place all blame on the auto manufacturer and their
defective seat belts.  I plan to sue.
Greg