The MFFYs will all turn tail and run from this tank!!!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/698033972.html

Not just a Sloth, but an oblivious MFFY Sloth who almost failed to
yield. He came puttering out of a side street and started to pull out
in front of me, forcing me to slow just in case. At the last moment he
did yield, but by then the damage was done; I missed the green light

My wife and I recently found ourselves looking at that gift from the
future (our future tax dollars) - the government stimulus check.  We decided
to use part of it to upgrade our car stereo receiver.  Currently, our car
stereo supports only cassette tape playback.

http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601170&sid=ayj1uo_gdNI4
Just disproves the theory that big oil doesn't want new sources of crude -
they're drilling the F out of the Bakkan formation in N. Dakota.
There's a lot more that they would drill, in other places like ANWR and

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/06/02/mexico.bikers.ap/index.html
Maybe he really didn't like it when bicyclists take the lane.  It's
really annoying when drivers push their way around a biker at an
intersection, only to stop in front of the biker and refuse to move when

The world is awash in oil.... today's oil... a trivial 4 billion barrels
in Montana...
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05292008/business/montana_governor_is_sitting_on_an_
oil_mi_113005.htm
But the money quote is:

http://tinyurl.com/4ml2lz
Garages use 'stingers' to combat petrol theft
By Lucy Cockcroft
Last Updated: 12:58AM BST 22/05/2008

Way home... sloth #1, a ~72 ford pickup from Arkansas with antique car
plates doing 40 in a 50 on the cell phone. Driver in front of him was
slothly but not as much.
Sloth #2 in a full size van.... this guy accelerated slower than I do

Hi Viatologists,
As of 2-Jun-2008, the Worldwide Transportation Library provides geographic
coordinates for 13.25% of its 2,203 road photographs.  Through retroactive
action, the 'Operation Coordinates' program will increase the per centage of

Seems some drivers are putting less gas into their tanks due to the
high prices. The problem is some of them end up running out of gas.
And, of course, when you let your gas tank run completely dry, in the
last few minutes you suck all the crud from the very bottom of your

The latest necromancer Flims presentation is loaded and ready for your
perusal. This is of the multiplex of US301, US25 and US84 in Long
County, GA and passing through its infamous County Seat, Ludowici;
which gained fame in the '60's as one of the worst traffic traps in

Click the link for the full article.
http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/eight-reasons-youll-rejoice-we/story.aspx?
guid=%7B82FCE1B0%2D1889%2D43B0%2DA465%2DE29BFEE95576%7D
By Chris Pummer
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- For one of the nastiest substances on

One million legal immigrants arriving in America per year, perhaps
that many again illegally. Aside from fuel, the cost in health care,
law enforcement, social chaos, etc., is astounding. Only a very
foolish people will let this population growth continue. Oh, I almost

Imagine if you had a box on your dashboard that not only relayed
traffic conditions to other such boxes on other peoples' dashboards,
but also relayed Smokey Reports? You could be driving along and
suddenly the box would alert you to the fact that there is a cop on