I have a suggested winner of this month's LLBing MFFY award.  The driver
of an estate car was blocking the passing lane of an 80 zone while going
about 70.  This was bunching up about ten cars behind the obstruction,
and more traffic was approaching the jam.  A few drivers ...

Hi Viatologists,
Here at the Worldwide Transportation Library, our goal is to offer the
cleanest interface possible for your research!  We've recently discovered
some errata that "obscured" the presentation of road photographs and

Here's the catch, up front:  There is NO catch!  
 To promote an upcoming release, MetaFind Software is giving away
free sample programs.  The first was GasFinder, which searches 12 Gas
Price Web Sites for the lowest gas prices in your area.  Today, we've

I just bought a set of new tires and they got little hairs on them.  I
asked the tire guy what they are and he said they are TITS.
I guess that means all of them are female.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/25/20080625crash0
625.html
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-01-24/news/the-wrong-driver/
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-01/news/prosecutors-

Just saw it today. Idiot on a motorcycle towing an idiot on a skateboard.
Public highway.

This Lexus can not only park itself, it car drive itself on a freeway,
staying within the lane, keeping a safe following distance from other
cars, and automatically braking to avoid collisions. All you need to
do is get it onto the freeway and pick a speed.

I currently have a Massachusetts license but am going to school in
Delaware and would like to buy a new car. Can I register a car in
Delaware with out changing my license?

Hot diggity dang, a MFFY Trucker actually got pulled over and cited
for blocking traffic! HALLELUYAH!!!
http://www.digitalcorvettes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105981
Follow-up on Rant about truckers at construction delays

An On*Star employee confirms what we've always suspected: On*Star can
eavesdrop on conversations in your car without your knowledge, track
your whereabouts continuously in real time, and who knows what else.
http://www.digitalcorvettes.com/forums/showpost.php?p=924669&postcount=126

Hi Viatologists,
As of 8-Aug-2008, the Worldwide Transportation Library provides
geographic coordinates for 34.51% of its 2,240 road photographs.
Through retroactive action, the 'Operation Coordinates' program will

If this is true, he deserves 20 years in prison but we all know he'll
just pay a fine and that'll be it in criminal coddler america.
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0708/537957.html
Exclusive: Robert Novak Speaks About Striking Pedestrian

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1097462,CST-NWS-blago08web.article
<...>
Blagojevich chose an open area between the northbound and southbound
lanes of the Dan Ryan Expy. at Polk Street to unveil his proposal,

Ciao i viatologgi,
La Worldwide Transportation Library ha un nuovo video da Genova.  C'è
l'Autostrada 7!
http://wwtl.info/tmp/0608

Forgot to post this last night, I was trying to get stuff done around
the house...  I saw the most amazing display of stupidity that I think
I have ever witnessed without bodily harm being the immediate result.
I saw a roadie *pass a single, stopped vehicle* at a stop sign -