1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? . A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they

   Sal picked up the cheap R1 GT this morning. It's the car Kelly
resored back in 89, but it's had a hard life since. It was being
restored again in 2000, with $2000 worth of brake and suspension
rebuilding, but the paint and the rest has gone to hell. the body is

I found my 1968 version of the Complete Book of Engine Swapping by LeRoi Tex
Smith.  It has three Stude engine swaps featured. A 60 Lark with an Early
Chrysler Hemi with 8 one barrel carbs, neat. A53-54 coupe with a small block
Chevy, hohum  A 63 Avanti with a 455 Olds why?  The ...

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Part of a parts lot I bought was a pleasant surprise.Complete sets of
Turning Wheels from 1975 thru 1982.Recognize some names and faces.Looking at
all the pics from Internationals as well as zone meets makes a person wonder
wonder what ever happened to many of the cars.Are they ...

Hello: Took my lark convertible to the shop thanks to the incident with
Bubba transport and the sway bar. Also told them to check the exhaust
for a rattle. Turned out one tail pipe was rusted out, and both pipes
were set up so they rested on a crossmember and caused a rattle.

As some of you may remember, I sold my Museum R-3 engine.  Consensus has
been that it should be torn down and carefully checked due to sitting for
40+ years.  My buyer has decided to have Jon Myer do that.  Jon will also
add a bellhousing and 4-speed tranny setup.  So, at the ...

  Rest assured I will not accept the high bid on the car. I have
already spoken to the winning bidder and worked out a deal, This is just
nuts:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=4647002055

Just curious (and more to come), but if you had the chance to put an R2
Avanti back to its original engine, Would you do that or just put in a
plain engine. ??  Would you do all you could to get the original engine
if you knew where it was or just get any engine you could ?

Just went out and weighed the stainless steel Avanti frame. It is 248#
with the body mounts and front crossmember.
Has anyone weighed a bare Studebaker Avanti frame with no suspension or
components for comparison?

Just a heads up notice to mark your calendars if you are in the Midwest
USA that a Studebaker Only swap is planned for September 16th at
Hudson, WI located on the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.
Free swap spots, free admission. Sponsored by the North Star and Badger

What color is the gas tank supposed to be for a 1951 Champion ?
Thanks,
David

I did a small favor for a NGer and he wanted to pay me for my time.
I said that a day/night rearview mirror for the '64 CDR would be fine,
figuring that they must be laying about all over. Beauty is no object.
Can anyone supply one if the NGer has none?

My old laptop's backslash key's retainer clip failed the other day so
today I called Dell to see if I could get a replacement clip to put
that key back in place properly....  SURE, says the helpful (HA) sales
person on the other end of the phone.  Unfortunately, it was $59.95