will someone please help me, what is my problem?

G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would

I just bought a new scion xA yesterday, and when i got it home and tried
to put it in my garage, i realized one of the "improvements" was they
got rid of the folding mirrors. I never woulda thought theyd take that
feature away.

I just bought a 98 Toyota Corolla LE yesterday from a friend. It has
85K Miles, pretty good body condition, and it only cost me $4k. I'm
thinking I got a great deal. I took it to a mechanic I trust first and
he said nothing was wrong with it (although the check engine light is

So, does anyone have a Toyota Corolla with Vehicle Stability Control,
or VSC, aka Electronic Stability Control, or ESC?
Better yet, does anyone know where a person could buy or test drive a
VSC-equipped Corolla?

How do I turn off the check engine light? The car won't pass inspection
with it on. I tried disconnecting the battery but nothing happened. I
found some check engine code readers/erasers on EBay here
http://stores.ebay.com/OneSmartMove

Car has 67,000 original miles.  Has been running fine, no problems
what-so-ever.  Drove the car to work one day.  When I tried to start it, to
come back home, it wouldn't start.  The starter engages fine, but it doesn't
hit at all.  No hint that it is even trying to start, the ...

I moved to an apartment whose driveway ramp does not like my '96 Camry. When
I back the Camry up the ramp, it is very hard -- impossible with a full
payload of passengers -- to avoid scraping the bottom of the car. The
driveway does not look steep or otherwise unusual, and my tiny ...

I thought I would try this group in hope of more responses.
I have recently been having random stalling with my 1990 4runner 3.0 V6
5 speed. It seems to run fine. I will be driving along and it just dies
like it was turned off. It doesnt start right back up right away ...but

So when it read 125 it was really 132.
I asked my mechanic to compare my gauge to his after he rotated my tires. I
asked how he knew his was OK and he said it just got a new calibrated insert
and it checks out fine with the rest of his co-worker's gauges.

I have a '98 ES300 and I purchased a battery for it about two months
ago. Today when I try to start the car, it doesn't start at all. I took
the battery to Pep Boys and they told me that the battery was dead.
What could the problem be?

John Finn is the oldest living Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
He's 96 years old.
How did John Finn get his medal?
I am a Pearl Harbor buff. I read PH, I watch PH, I listen PH.

Looking  at new cars at a BMW dealership,  this customer was having
some difficulty reaching any decision on a car.  Exasperated, the sales
manager said to the customer "I want to show you something" and led him
over to an inner office window.  "This is one way glass, do you see

I just got back from Pep Boys. and they said to replace my starter it
will cost me around 275 dollars. I think that is a little high. What is
a reasonable price for this type of problem?

My basic warranty for Camry 2003 (about 23,700 miles) is about to
expire in Aug/Sept of this year.
I am looking for extended warranty. I asked my local Toyota dealer and
they use