http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6822&srch=

and the market STILL can't keep it up...
And then there is the ripple effect that will cause us to become  more
of a third world country than we already are..(more bridge collapes?)
Below is a news article from my home town paper..

93 Corolla DX wagon 1.8 L.
I just had a mechanic who was doing an oil change and trans oil change for
me, tell me that we have a coolant leak from the head gasket and it could
cost $2100 to fix it. Huh?

anybody happen to know the exact location for the ect computer? i
spent half a day looking got frustrated and decided to take to a shop.
1987 toyota pickup 2wd 22re auto o/d switch on column shift. My main
prob is no o/d. ect is only thing haven't checked. thnx

I am trying to repair my g/f's Toyota and need to do both a tranny
flush and a full brake job. All of her pads and rotors are shot. I
don't have a manual for the car though; does anyone know the torque
specs for the transmission pan bolts, the transmission capacity, and

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I have a groaning noise coming from my right rear brake when applying
significant brake pressure, especially when backing down a steep
incline.  The noise is not a grinding noise like you would hear from a
brake pad wear problem.

http://www.yahoo.com/s/791159
If I did this right, the link is to a video clip on an FBI guy that
interrogated Saddam. Saddam admitted he miscalculated the resolve of the
United Nations to enforce the resolutions. He drove the bus right off the

Wait for an important announcement on 1/29/2008!

I just purchased an 2002 Highlander LTD 4WD.  I love driving
it but my gas mileage is atrocious.  I'm getting 18 MPG in
canada so thats per 4.5 liters or 15.69 litres/100km.  It is
winter up here but I'm driving very conservatively with

I've got a problem with my 1985 Celica trunkback. When I reach speeds of
over 60 miles/hour / 100 km/hour, the windows are pushed away from the
seals. This becomes progressively more pronounced as you go higher in speed.
You really have to crank the radio to hear it. You also get ...

I am always trying to find part to fix up my 84 Taco, well a buddy of
mine said that the new lowe toyota in warner robins is going to have a
massive parts shop online within the month. It sure beats having to
drive to a junk yard or to atlanta to find parts for the 84taco. I

While driving this morning and watching a Prius pass me, I had an idle
thought, but I'm not enough of a physicist to know whether it merits further
study.
If one had an all electric vehicle, with a passel of batteries in the trunk

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This is how it works.  Check out our website www.AutomotiveAffair.com
and find the parts that you are looking for (if you don't see them,

My car started running a little bit rougher than usual about a week ago and
today my check engine light went on. I pulled the code and got codes 25 and
26. According to the manual one is for an overly rich air/fuel ratio and one
is for a overly lean air/fuel ratio. Sounds weird ...