Thanks to the Communists at DCFS (Department of Communists and Frustrated
Socialists), if I raised children now the way my parents raised me, I'd be
in jail.
Oh my god, my parents actually applied CORPRAL punishment.  Yes, I got

Kennedy's pet is a Portugese Water dog, appropriately named "Splash".
Now, I heard on the radio today that Kennedy gave the Obamas a PWD, then
the reception went scratchy, but I *thought* they said it was named "Glub"...

I am working on a 1994 Camry, 4 cylinder with auto transmission, 167,000
miles.
The exterior lights warning on the dash    came on and I quickly traced it
to a break in one of the wires that comes through the trunk opening at

Idiot that thought this one up must be related to the moron that came up
with the Federal Guidelines for converting crack to powder cocaine:
WENATCHEE — For some, it was a tough April Fools' Day to swallow. Make
that inhale. More money going up in smoke.

The Eagle has Landed!
Just opening it up now!! Gracias!!!

They say they're going to treat us bad now that we've killed 3 of theirs.
So they want to play it the Chicago Way, eh?  Seeing how as Chicago just
happens to be in the US, we might be able to do 'The Chicago Way' a bit
better than they can, unless Nobama wimps out.

This is something interesting I just found out from the local tobacco
retailer. In Mass, at least the per-pack tax for roll-it-yourself
cigarettes is now *MORE* than if you just buy a pack in the store. First
there was the $25 per pound Federal tax, and then the pikers raised the

Bambi quaked in his boots not knowing wtf to do.
The only good thing about this is he did NOT stand in the way.
Give the Seals the job and it will get done!!!
Congratulations Seals...

LANE CLOSURES ON RT 80 this weekend
In case you are back east in PA. This weekend.
Passing along traffic info LANE CLOSURES ON RT 80 this weekend
Over this upcoming weekend they will be transporting a 400 ton lump of hard

LOL!!
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big-screen-tvs/12993/>
Must be some real live kooks out there on the left coast.

There are a lot more hostages being held in Somalia.  However, I'd think
that the time to make the pirates understand their mistakes is now while
public opinion is with us.  There might be collateral and hostage casualties
but I'd bet there is relatively good intelligence ...

L4 - 1.6L - FI - 4AFE ?
L4 - 1.8L - FI - 7AFE ?

Ah....I HAD thought that it was a reference about Pres. Obama seeming to be
somewhat "soft". Perhaps, instead, it refers to "brownness", as opposed to
"blackness"? Mike, can you help here?

... sink a mothership.
Let the dingy drift for a few days until they figure out that rowing 350
miles to shore is a big job.
Piracy on the high seas is a capital crime, let's treat it as such.

My 95 Previa speedometer stopped working and my overdrive light
started flashing.  I presume the latter is only indicating the former,
but dont know for sure. Could this be something serious brewing? I'm
stuck in a town that I want to leave tomorrow (Sunday), as I've