Useless Citroen dealers.
The first one I rang said the keys were not available, but if I cared to
bring the van in, one of their engineers might have "something in his
toolbox" that could remove them.

My car's playing up a bit - seems that either the battery's not got enough
charge in it, or the alternator's not producing enough juice straight after
starting, and it can cough and splutter a bit if you don't rev it. This also
gives a nice dim then bright headlight effect as the ...

I have a corsa b R reg and the emission warning light has come on, at
the mot about 1 month ago we were told the exhaust will need changing
before the next mot, could this be the reason or is it likely to be
just the sensor?

A couple of weeks ago I acquired a VW camper from a motor dealer (via
Ebay, but with a dealer's receipt), with six months (ish) tax & test.
All in good faith.
Yesterday the V5 arrived, followed today by a letter from the Post

Does anyone know if the front wings of 51-plate Civics are bolt-on? Are they
any harder to change that, say, a Cavalier? (A colleague has bent his).
Cheers,
Iain

I have an H Reg Renault Clio with 103k on the clock (Engine type
E7F700) and it is due another cam belt change.
This time I would like to try it myself as I feel it is a skill that
will stand me in good stead for many years and the cost of the work

Then he recited this verse to them:
In the Name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful
"O mankind! Lo! We have created you male and female, and have made
you

ive got an oil leak on my 96 escort ive checked it and it is coming
from what i would call the oil filter housing but i just want to know
the proper name. its just behind where the oil filter screws on, is it
possible to change ive looked but i cant find any bolts holding it on

Hey i own a ford escort 1.8TD, ive only had it a few months and it
seems like tha car has never seen a service its P reg (1996) but thats
not the problem. There just seems to be no power, when i accelerate
its really sluggish. ive checked the turbo and it isnt making any

What would this car be tested on?
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Yes, I know this NG is about /maintenance/, but I have an urgent need
for a spare part, so if anyone here is breaking a Ford Transit, or knows
someone/where who is...
Here's the story:

Went to remove them and found they are secured by pentagonal drive 'Allen'
type socket screws so I'll have to buy one. Possibly from Citroen dealer,
but is there a special name for this type of key, as a google search doesn't
give any useful result?

For the last couple of weekends I've been doing a HG and valve stem seal
change on my Punto.
In my defence for this stupid question is it was f**kin' freezing,
blowing a gale and lashing down (or should I say near horizontal) with

Ford Focus Ghia 1.8  2000/W
Is this a fault, or a moronically stupid design by Ford?
My Focus was seriously iced up this morning, so I decided to run it for a
few minutes before going to work.

The small light that illuminates the rear reg plate has gone. Well one of
the two has. Its on an espace and I dont know how to get to it. Is it from
the inside or out and is it an east fix?
Thanks again