Woman at my bird's work is generally referred to as "Fatty". Yesterday she
had to have a day off work. Today she gave birth, having had no f.cking clue
at all that she was pregnant...

I've got a Duron 1.3 with 768 megs of RAM. It's got plenty of hard drivage
and that, but it's a bit slow. I've the opportunity to get hold a Pentium 4
base unit (around 1.8GHz, 512mb of RAM, around £50, Dell). Now, is that
going to be a worthwhile increase in speed, and is it ...

we have a Volvo XC 90 at work (f.ck knows why on a vauxhall frontline) but i
noticed today it had been marked up at £35k! seems a lot for a volvo 4x4.
anyway was talking to my boss bout it and thinking what would i and you guys
have for £35k?

Doubt it, but hey, got to try
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140114549771
Ta.

Well my freebee 205 Style is now on the road having passed the MoT with a
grand sum of £20.16 being spent for 2 headlights and a CV boot kit.  Well
happy with that!!
Got a nasty oil leak from the cambelt area - but will strip it down in the

Well, this time I think I might have overdone it a touch.
It's something similar to this....
http://www.wods.dk/rangeRover/hi/conversion/r-hist-conv-1984WoodAndPicket.htm
It's not such a tarty colour inside or out - metallic blue with insanely

Went to the speedway.  Watching 460 big block late model sedans going around a
dirt track sideways at 170km/h is good fun.  My son loved it.

Okay my Saab, at least, on the way home from Oulton Park.
I still want a Caterham.
Tim Kemp, the Oulton Park track day corporate hospitality is run by the
Palmer Sport guys with a similar set up, including the Caterhams.

Anyone up for it ? Driving round the M25 and meeting there round 6/7 pm ?
went last month and met alot of club members and their motors. Loved the
Lambo :)
... and who was that geezer in the Escort estate(yep !) drifting at the max