Recently, my Rover 75 Estate cars front suspension broke whilst
driving of my companies car park.  The suspension just snaped right
off and punctured through the right hand front tyre.  My car is just
sitting on my copanies drive at the moment unable to move.

Seen on holidays:
"Prisoners Working on Highway"
Usually gangs doing grass cutting, sweeping and litter picking. Keeps the
result of offending in the public eye.

On a road where the limit is the National Speed Limit (so, in a car,
60 -single track, 70 dual carriageway) you're driving along a dual
carriageway, doing 70 and approaching the point where it narrows to an
"ordinary" two track road where the 60 limit applies.   In the example ...

Dynamite is New Weapon in Battle to Save Forest
By Craig Brown
WHEN it comes to protecting the environment, dynamite is not one of
the materials that comes to mind.

The R.S.P.B permits hunting!
13/01/2008 21:56:52 by Jim
http://www.birddiary.co.uk/discusshome.asp?tid=1052
In the papers today,a report stating that at Langstone harbour in

I am still waiting for an answer to my letter to the RSPB regarding
the licensing of shoots on lands we, the public paid for to protect
wildlife.
av

A letter I certainly agree with and in future shall be questioning
which charities I give money to. If I give money to a charity to
protect wildlife, I don't expect them to also be earning money selling
licence's to shoot wildlife!

Drastic decline in one of Britain's rarest breeding ducks
In light of recent press coverage exposing the RSPB shooting fiasco
http://tinyurl.com/26sena
http://tinyurl.com/yvf8bh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7207754.stm
When will it all end?

Yesterday I was stuck in a Motorway jam for well over an hour and my bladder
was getting dangerously full. From the highway code site
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_069862 all
they say is you can only stop in an emergency etc, but surely in this ...

Contributory factor reported in accident        Deaths
[Road environment contributed        327]
Poor or defective road surface         24
Deposit on road (eg. oil, mud, chippings)        30

For the last 10 years, I've driven under the insurance of a company I
am a director of (Motor traders policy). The wording of the policy is
for "directors, or persons authorised by a director" to use a car for
"business, social and domestic purposes". I am also named on my wifes

Apparently the plane was on autopilot.
I expect the 'hero' first officer was in the back
knobbing the head stewardess.
Much safer to travel by car.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7200134.stm
Driver faked death to avoid fines
Road safety experts have condemned a driver who faked his own death to avoid
paying £180 in speeding fines.

How the f*** did he find his way into the country? Must have a keen
sense of smell for state hand outs!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7193884.stm